Funny Tweets From Parents About The Realities Of Self-Care Once Kids Are In The Picture

Parenting is hard — ask anyone with a kid. Mostly, because from the second they are born, until the moment they go to school, you'll never again have a second to yourself. Your days of self-indulgence are over and you will never again know what it's like to lie in a warm bath with a glass of wine and a face mask without a little fist pounding at the door asking when you're coming out. Your kids own you now, and self-care is not in their vocabulary. These parents tweeting about what self-care looks like once the children come along are a stark reality check for any expectant parents out there who think they might be any different!

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via @PetrickSara
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via @thearibradford
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via @momtransparent1
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via @SnarkyMommy78
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via @sarcasticmommy4
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via @SpacePlankton
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via @ScaryMommy
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via @OhioMomoftwo
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via @JannakillHimNik
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via @thearibradford
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via @saltymamas
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via @mummin2girlies
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via @ScaryMommy

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