Hilarious, Dumb, And Unexpected Antiques Roadshow Captions

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mattstaff
Mar 5, 2021 12:00 PM EST

We can always count on Keaton Patti to bring his A game for when it comes time to rework some antiques roadshow captions. Honestly, some of these items might actually catch your fancy. If this collection of antiques roadshow items got you going, check out the time that a veteran discovered his watch was worth $700K at an antiques roadshow event. 

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  • 01
    Smile - FIRNITIRE CLO Bent Metal Jazz Doodad VAR $2,000-$5,000
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  • 02
    Microphone - LS, OTO 12 PRINTS& PAINTE DRAWI Coat That If Touched Loses All Value $0-$0 AR
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  • 03
    Musical instrument - Beethoven's Weird Wooden Piano AR $65,000-$100,000 (in gift cards)
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  • 04
    Product - RECEAT ART Cabinet With $2,000 Inside It $1,500-$1,700 VAR
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  • 05
    Clothing - Plane From When People Were Smaller AR $22,000-$30,000 (In Big People Money)
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  • 06
    Clothing - Bowls That Make You Laugh $350-$500 AR
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  • 07
    Suit - I Can't Paint Necks (1885) $2,000-$4,000 AR @KeatonPatti
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    Shoe - Swan Just Learning it's a Vase $2,000-$4,000 AR @KeatonPatti
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  • 09
    Hairstyle - Yo, Get Me Out of This Oval (1795) $17,000-$20,000 AR @KeatonPatti
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  • 10
    Drinkware - Man Whose Job is to be a Mug $2,000-$5,000 AR @KeatonPatti
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    Sleeve - Just Normal Things ART $5,000-$7,000 @KeatonPatti 81
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  • 12
    Art - Drawing That is in Jail $2,000-$3,000 AR @KeatonPatti
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    Rectangle - ator me vang Bukn Wor the hot say a a Original "Sk8er Boi" Sheet Music AR $3,000-$5,000 @KeatonPatti
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  • 14
    Head - Sassiest Statue On Earth AN (You Can't Afford It, Honey) @KeatonPatti
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  • 15
    Aerostat - Loud Flower $2,000-$5,000 TAR @KeatonPatt
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  • 16
    Publication - No.7 No. 31 LA SUPERMAN CITON COMICS 10 WORLD'S GREATEST ADVENTURE-STRIP CHARACTER DEC. (10 Old Non-Garfield Comics AR $12-$15 @KeatonPatti
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  • 17
    Product - ANT ROAD Chair Stained By Pope's Vape $8,000-$9,000 VAR @KeatonPatti
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  • 18
    Font - "Fresh" Lettuce from Subway $0.25-$0.35 TART @KeatonPatti
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  • 19
    Horse - NITALOR LlamaLlama Version of CatDog $1,000-$3,000 VAR @KeatonPatti
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  • 20
    Entertainment - Your New Step-Dad $1,000-$2,000 AR @KeatonPatti
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