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Women Reveal Honest Morning Thoughts

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    Rectangle - Font - Posted by u/kiwismells 8 days ago So many wellness youtubers say that everyone has negative or stressful thoughts first thing in the morning. What are your am thoughts?


    This innocent Redditor who is evidently passionate about wellness probably posed the question expecting wholesome, sunshine-esque responses. Some were v pure, whereas others were hilariously honest and definitely not what she was expecting.



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    Rectangle - Facial expression - LadyLikesSpiders 8 days ago Man, I just wake up horny

    Right off the bat, this user responded in a super blunt way. I don't know about you guys, but this is def not the first thing I think of when I wake up in the morning. To each his own. Is this the most honest it gets? Read the next responses on the thread to find out.

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    Rectangle - Font - Emptyplates 7 days ago My only thought is, I need to pee immediately.
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    Rectangle - Font - CatrionaShadowleaf 7 days ago I either think of sex or my cats, who have a 6th sense related to me being awake and immediately beg for pets.
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    Rectangle - Mammal - fallen_yogi_ 8 days ago where is food
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    Rectangle - Font - impatiently_persist 7 days ago I'm thinking about what's going wrong or has the potential to go wrong at work. Even on weekends. This is always my first thought
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    Rectangle - Font - bDsmDom 7 days ago Shit. I woke up
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    Rectangle - Hair - 9 konagrace14 days ago "Shit, did I put on underwear?"
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    Rectangle - Font - missmae90 7 days ago I think my first thought is usually "Is today a work day?" and then I daydream about coffee to get myself up. Other times, "Gosh my cat is cute."
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    Rectangle - Hair - kinkyspidersex 7 days ago Oof, ouch, owwy! My joints!

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