Men Reveal What They Think Women Lie About

So apparently there is a thread, actually a couple of threads, on Reddit that men use to express what lies they think they've been told to by women. Some of them seem pretty angry about it too, let's go through and assess these terrible falsehoods we've been spreading. It's our right as women to know what lies we are telling after all. We can change!

Just kidding of course. We all lie, don't we? We tell little white lies when we don't want to give our number to a cashier, because sometimes people can't handle, or refuse to accept the truth. It's a bummer but it happens every single day. Some people believe that it's okay to lie as long as nobody gets hurt, and we may have to agree, but honestly, no instances of un-malicious lying are popping into my brain at this moment. Can you think of a time you needed to lie?

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via u/hookah_hooker

Seems like somebody messed up a lot.
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via u/nastymonk

Well, yeah.
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via u/mypusytastelikepepsi

A fictional movie might not be the best source. But we appreciate the external research.
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via u/Frozenblu

Okay, this guy may have a point.
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via u/thereditpizzaguy

It's possible, but let's not forget the CEO's of lying about their height. "5'8 on a good day."
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via u/fancyjackets

Oh no! They're onto us!
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via u/radiant_glory

Or maybe we know that if we're honest about how upset we are, that you'll probably call us moody, sensitive, over-emotional, etc., etc. Just a thought.
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via u/seatbeltsniffer

This is an interesting one. But it's unclear whether women actually find the characteristic of being an 'A-hole' attractive, or attractive men just get away with behaving more like A-holes? Food for thought.
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via u/meataboy

Are they mad, or are you just projecting your guilt? Some more #foodforthought.
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via u/who_let_the_cats_in

Honestly retweet. I agree. But considering women get judged far more harshly on their appearance, wouldn't this discrepancy make sense?
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via u/icecreampopncereal

If you can't really say it, maybe you shouldn't be asking women about it.
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via u/mostlydumbhurrdurr

A hot take. Please elaborate.
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via u/petrifiedgoose

Again, they're onto us!
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