'Karen' Dishes Out Entitled Advice To Mom Who Demands Her Kids Sleep On Airplane Aisle Floor

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Nov 15, 2021 12:30 PM EST

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  • Eyelash - Dear Karen.. My kids get antsy on flights, so I told them to sleep on the floor. A flight attendant informed me they couldn't sleep in the middle of the aisle because it was unsafe. I assured her it was perfectly safe, but she threatened to turn the flight around if my kids didn't move back to their seats. I had to wake my kids up, and they were rowdy for the Don't touch me rest of the trip. What should I do next flight?! Travel Mama
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  • Sleeve - Dear Travel Mama, Those flight attendants were definitely bluffing. I am certain they wouldn't have turned the flight 88 around. You must learn the art of not falling for empty threats. If anyone's threatening anyone on this flight, it should be you....
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  • Organism - Next time, remind them how much you're paying to be on a flight, which is why your 88 children can sleep wherever they feel most comfortable. Remember to ask to get bumped to first class on your next flight for being treated so poorly. Safe travels! Karen
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  • Bookcase - Dear Karen. I ripped out recipes I wanted from a cookbook at my library. A librarian verbally assaulted me, informing I would have to pay for the books I had "damaged." I refused to pay, but begrudgingly returned the recipes I wanted to the books. Any suggestions? Kitchen Karen TA
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  • Font - Dear Kitchen Karen, You need to stand your ground more next time. Inform the 88 librarian that you are a generous taxpayer, and those taxes go to the library books, therefore you are obviously entitled to remove pages from the books... - Karen
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  • Font - Next time, refrain from 88 listening to an imbecile librarian and trust that you know best. Walk out with whatever you want. Never forget your taxpayer status. Karen
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  • Sleeve - Dear Karen.. Suspicious-looking teens gather in my neighbor's backyard once a week. When I asked what exactly they were doing, they claimed to be high school committee for a community charity events. Obviously, I don't believe them. What should I do? - Neighborhood Watch
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  • Purple - Dear Neighborhood watch, Call the police immediately. When teenagers form any type of club, it's usually a front for drugs, especially if they already look suspicious to you. Do not hesitate to call - the police and your neighbors will thank you for making the neighborhood a better place. 88 Karen
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