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Funniest 'Psycho Roommate' Tweets Of The Week (March 15, 2020)

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    Font - jake @jakehovan Today is the 1 year anniversary of my past psycho roommate throwing the fish tank in the middle of the street at 3 AM in a blacked out rampage 7:38 PM · Mar 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

    There is a lot to unpack here. At first, I thought the roommate was blackout drunk, but the Twitter user clarified in the rest of the thread that said roommate was experiencing a mental blackout. Whatever mental breakdown you're going through, smashing a fish tank and murdering an innocent fish is not the answer! The original poster said the poor fish's name was Nacho. Rest in peace, little guy. 

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    Font - public restroom @carrionbradshaw ... I have a strong suspicion my roommate only showers with water. Psycho 2:32 AM · Mar 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

    Yikes! Now that you've tweeted this initial suspicion, we need to hear how the rest of the mystery plays out. Video evidence? Confession? Give us a confirmation! 

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    Font - Melanie Higgins @Meljay_Higgs It took me 1 1/2 YEARS to find out my roommate pours his milk into the bowl and THEN his cereal. How have I not been murdered by this psycho 3:12 AM · Mar 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Colby Irizarry @irizarry_colby My crazy roommate left the house to go to work and put the heat on 77. What kind of psycho can live in that? 3:10 PM · Mar 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - @mmmeeegs l'd say I'm a pretty good roommate BUT the stick up my ass did have me threatening past roommates if they used or ever broke my favorite mugs hehe S I'm not psycho 9 7:53 PM · Mar 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - ally movelle @AllyMovelle I don't know which roommate I'm in a fight with but one of them keeps flipping the toilet paper roll over so you have to pull from underneath instead of the top and oh boy do I have words for when I find out who the psycho is 2:25 PM · Mar 9, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - areeeba ... @NopostonSundayy "So anyway idk why he thinks I'm crazy," my roommate says to her life-sized Adam Driver cut-out 8:09 AM · Mar 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Product - Feral, as a treat @emetsmellchs Roommates cat drives me fucking crazy!!! She never shuts up and her litter smells so strong f 7:24 AM · Mar 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - One Shot. Two Shot. Ready To Shoot My Shot! @TheBillyProcida I've texted and emailed enough people tonight warning about my crazy roommate that she would be *insane* to murder me in my sleep. 8:53 AM · Mar 9, 2021 · Twitter Web App
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    Font - hile ... @jealousbeans it's crazy how living with 3 men over the span of 2 years can make you never want a roommate for the rest of your life 3:13 PM · Mar 12, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - hysteria @hysteria_drag ... How do I tell my roommate that their intense, loud workouts (loud bc they always curse and weep during them??) are driving me crazy and I need them to chill tf out and stop engaging in "health"/fitness culture or l'm literally going to pull my hair out 11:45 PM · Mar 12, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - luna semi recovery era @luna158cm i think i will study outside today because i can't stand my roommates who told me that i m not allowed to leave my room im gonna go crazy i don't even have a window 9:15 AM · Mar 12, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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Abby is a wandering soul who is incapable of staying in one place for too long. Her passions include travel, dance, karaoke, meditation, and cheesy fries. When she's not clacking away at her laptop and talking shit on the internet, you can find her tearing up the dance floor on a night out on the town.