Funniest 'Psycho Roommate' Tweets Of The Week (March 15, 2020)

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    Font - jake @jakehovan Today is the 1 year anniversary of my past psycho roommate throwing the fish tank in the middle of the street at 3 AM in a blacked out rampage 7:38 PM · Mar 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

    There is a lot to unpack here. At first, I thought the roommate was blackout drunk, but the Twitter user clarified in the rest of the thread that said roommate was experiencing a mental blackout. Whatever mental breakdown you're going through, smashing a fish tank and murdering an innocent fish is not the answer! The original poster said the poor fish's name was Nacho. Rest in peace, little guy. 

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    Font - public restroom @carrionbradshaw ... I have a strong suspicion my roommate only showers with water. Psycho 2:32 AM · Mar 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

    Yikes! Now that you've tweeted this initial suspicion, we need to hear how the rest of the mystery plays out. Video evidence? Confession? Give us a confirmation! 

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    Font - Melanie Higgins @Meljay_Higgs It took me 1 1/2 YEARS to find out my roommate pours his milk into the bowl and THEN his cereal. How have I not been murdered by this psycho 3:12 AM · Mar 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Colby Irizarry @irizarry_colby My crazy roommate left the house to go to work and put the heat on 77. What kind of psycho can live in that? 3:10 PM · Mar 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - @mmmeeegs l'd say I'm a pretty good roommate BUT the stick up my ass did have me threatening past roommates if they used or ever broke my favorite mugs hehe S I'm not psycho 9 7:53 PM · Mar 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - ally movelle @AllyMovelle I don't know which roommate I'm in a fight with but one of them keeps flipping the toilet paper roll over so you have to pull from underneath instead of the top and oh boy do I have words for when I find out who the psycho is 2:25 PM · Mar 9, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - areeeba ... @NopostonSundayy "So anyway idk why he thinks I'm crazy," my roommate says to her life-sized Adam Driver cut-out 8:09 AM · Mar 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Product - Feral, as a treat @emetsmellchs Roommates cat drives me fucking crazy!!! She never shuts up and her litter smells so strong f 7:24 AM · Mar 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - One Shot. Two Shot. Ready To Shoot My Shot! @TheBillyProcida I've texted and emailed enough people tonight warning about my crazy roommate that she would be *insane* to murder me in my sleep. 8:53 AM · Mar 9, 2021 · Twitter Web App
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    Font - hile ... @jealousbeans it's crazy how living with 3 men over the span of 2 years can make you never want a roommate for the rest of your life 3:13 PM · Mar 12, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - hysteria @hysteria_drag ... How do I tell my roommate that their intense, loud workouts (loud bc they always curse and weep during them??) are driving me crazy and I need them to chill tf out and stop engaging in "health"/fitness culture or l'm literally going to pull my hair out 11:45 PM · Mar 12, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - luna semi recovery era @luna158cm i think i will study outside today because i can't stand my roommates who told me that i m not allowed to leave my room im gonna go crazy i don't even have a window 9:15 AM · Mar 12, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone


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