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Didn’t even open the invite.
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Saw the invite, drafted a reply… never sent it.
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Sometimes I draft responses in my mind and truly believe that I sent them!
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Read receipt on “Are you coming?” — no response.
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Sent a polite “maybe” knowing it meant “never.”
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Got dressed, took a mirror selfie, and went straight to bed.
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Showed up for 10 minutes, left before anyone noticed.
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Said “I’ll just drop off this thing” and vanished.
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Pretended to take a phone call and never came back.
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Waited for group photo, then Irish-exited.
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Claimed they had “an early morning” (they did not).
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There is nothing quite like the comfort of coming home to your empty house where you can just completely be yourself.
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Stuck around until appetizers were gone.
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Stayed long enough to congratulate the host.
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Hung out but only with the dog/cat in the corner.
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Made small talk with one person, then escaped.
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Stayed until the music got too loud.
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Stayed long enough to help clean up cups, then peaced out.
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Managed two hours — a personal best.
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Stayed because the conversation turned weirdly deep.
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Got stuck in a corner chat they couldn’t exit gracefully.
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Accidentally closed the party because they were still talking in the kitchen.
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Actually spent the night — but swore never again.
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