Funniest 'Break-Up Lines' Giving Your Partner No Option But To Peace Out
Every long, healthy, and meaningful relationship deserves proper closure. A discussion perhaps to emulate the mutual respect both partners share for each other. However, not all relationships end well, and some people don't deserve a proper goodbye. If you've seen quite enough red flags and toxic masculinity in your partner, and you are more than ready to delete them from your life, but you don't have the right words... well you're in luck.
There is a thread blowing up on Reddit where people are sharing their best 'Break-up lines.' Many of these are short and sweet, oh and hilarious as well. Now you have all of the tools you need to end your sh*tty situationship without having to get vulnerable. These messages say it all, let them do the talking for you. All you need to do is sit back, relax, and finally move on from the a**hole. Now, Enjoy!
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Reddit user u/key-fact-246 asked people to get creative and think of 'break up lines' rather than 'pickup lines.' Basically, instead of getting someone to go home with you, these lines should convince them to keep at least a 2 meters distance regardless of whether there is a global issue going on or not.
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This is cute. I like this one. I'm imagining that this person just straight-up sucks, and they have a moment where they go, "What? Am I a checkered flag? What ever could you mean?" And then you hit them with the, "We're finished." It's icy, its fresh, I'm here for it.
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