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People Reveal The Dumbest Names Of People They've Met

Naming your child is a big honor, and you can literally name them anything. Did you see what Elon Musk and Grimes named their kid? X Æ A-XII. Doesn't it just roll off the tongue? Maybe there should be more rules put in to ensure that you give your child a pronounceable name. Just a thought. But hey, it's just a name I suppose. It doesn't decide one's future, at least entirely.

People are sharing on Reddit the weirdest names they've ever come across, and they just further prove that more rules when it comes to naming your child might just be useful.

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    Head - captainmagictrousers 8 days ago 3 S 2 My coworker named her baby "Strawberry Rain", which would be a great name if she had given birth to a bottle of shampoo.

    I mean, strawberries are great. And rain is also exciting. But I have to wonder what goes through people's heads when they say, yes this girl looks like a 'Strawberry Rain.' Was it because when babies come out they are pinkish and wet? Maybe I'm thinking too much into this...

    Via u/captainmagictrousers
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    Font - lizzpop2003 7 days ago There was a girl in high school with the last name Storms. She got knocked up at 14. She named the kid Sylva Winta. I always thought was really terrible.

    I love how these names really stick with people. Like you wonder how Sylva Winta Storms is doing today. Is she happy with her name? If you met her as an adult... would you see it? Maybe there is a method to these mad names or just too much freedom given to parents. We'll never know.

    Via u/lizzpop2003
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    Font - Open-Zebra 7 days ago S I worked in Nigeria for a while and had a co-worker called Thank God Limejuice. It wasn't a windup. That was his actual name.
    Via u/Open-Zebra
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    Font - NotEvenJohn 7 days ago How about not giving your child a name? There was a kid I went to high school with whose legal first name was "Unnamed Baby Boy". I don't know the story behind that though.
    Via u/NotEvenJohn
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    Font - hotdogfluster 8 days ago I have a friend named Johnson. That's no big deal, but his last name is Smalls.
    Via u/hotdogfluster
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    Font - LilPeaHen 8 days ago I actually went to school with a guy named Richard Rash. To make it worse his mother was a teacher there. Poor Dick couldn't catch a break
    Via u/LilPeaHen
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    Font - crizzlefresh 8 days ago Went to school with a kid named Richard Dick. Did we call him Dick Dick? Of course we did! Worst parents ever. He was already marked with that last name so they had to name him Richard? Cruel. I actually like him. By highschool I called him Double D or D Squared sometimes.
    Via u/crizzlefresh
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    Font - katabatic21 7 days ago I know a family with 4 kids: Prince, Princess, Precious, and Becca. The Becca at the end kills me lol
    Via u/katabatic21
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    Font - Available Honey_2951 7 days ago I was a high s hill teacher for many many years and have seen some real crazy names throughout the past 4 decades including each decades " trend". The worst name ever? Still can't believe it and this was about 8-9 years ago - I had a girl with the first name Swastika. Fortunately she went by the nickname Tika but who does that to a child?
    Via u/Available_Honey_2951
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    Human body - Zoe346 7 days ago · edited 7 days ago I've seen a few little boys named Riot. That name seems pretty bad to me.
    Via u/Zoe346
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    Font - tboner1969 7 days ago A friend of a friend was named 'Forsheeza Jolly Goodfellow' before she had it changed. Can't even imagine having to deal with that at school
    Via u/tboner1969
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    Font - Anonymouspapayaz 7 days ago Tequila. Sibling was Margarita.
    Via u/Anonymouspapayaz
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    Hair - shmallory 7 days ago Jaxon, Jaxin, Jaxyn, Jakson Just stop naming your kids any stupid variation of Jackson.

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