'Karen' Dishes Out Entitled Advice To Housewife Hitting On Her Pool Boy

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Mar 24, 2021 6:00 PM EDT

Wishing that everyone was at your every beck and call, but don't know how to go about it? Cheezcake's resident Karen has you covered with all the tips and tricks you need in order to life your best life. Get ready to have every manager across the country falling at your feet after Karen is through with you. Get your soccer mom sneakers on, and scroll down for this week's advice from Karen! 

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  • 01
    Sleeve - Dear Karen.. My husband is always traveling for work, and as a result, I've been feeling lonely lately. We recently hired a young, attractive pool boy, who is clearly a solid candidate for passing the time while my husband is away. Alas, he doesn't really speak English. How can I befriend him? - lonely lover
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    Organism - Dear lonely lover, I hope you aren't suggesting that you intend to cheat on your husband with the pool boy. Marriage is a sacred bond, and I wouldn't be able to help 88 you from a moral standpoint if that was the case...
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    Organism - However, if friendship is all you're looking for, then I would start with teaching him English. After all, this is America. Personally, I am deeply offended that he doesn't speak English already. He will be grateful for your charity work, and your friendship will surely blossom from there. 88 - Karen
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    Font - Dear Karen. I post inspirational quotes on Facebook on a daily basis as I feel it keeps my friends on social media cheerful and motivated. However, they never get the likes and comments that I would expect for cheering up my friends. What should I do? - live laugh lore
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    Sleeve - Dear live laugh love, It's time to post a status about how your social 88 media friends don't appreciate the wholesome energies you bestow upon their newsfeeds...
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    Font - If you don't call them out for their nasty behavior, they'll never learn. Block whoever continues to ignore the inspiration you provide them with, but make sure to report 88 them to Facebook due to their bullying and abuse. - Karen
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    Eyelash - Dear Karen.. My neighbors host rowdy BBQS once a week, hosting up to a whopping eight people every time. These BBQS get so out of hand that they keep me from sleeping. Plus, it's so rude that they don't invite me. Any suggestions Weighborkood Nancy
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    Purple - Dear Neighborhood Nancy, If you're going to have a BBQ party, you're obligated to invite the entire block. I don't make the rules. This is common neighborhood etiquette...
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    Facial expression - Call the police and file a noise complaint against them. In your report, make sure to add that they broke 88 neighborhood rules by with-holding your invite. Surely, you will get an invite next time. Karen
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    Purple - /// Any burning personal questions you would love to ask Karen? Email us at dearkaren.cheezcakeegmail.com A CHEEZCAKE FEATURE
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