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Twelve Problematic Things In A Guy's Apartment That Set Off Red-Flags

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    Font - r/AskReddit u/Slicedbready · 2y Ladies, what are some things in a guy's apartment that set off red flags? 16.3k 13.5k ,↑, Share

    Reddit user u/Slicedbready asked women to share some of the things in a guy's apartment that set off some serious red flags. Red flags can come in all shapes and sizes. Some make you feel disgusted, and some make you feel seriously unsafe. Let's hope that most of these fit into the former category.

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    Font - shouldprobablylisten · 2y His pet rat free to roam the dining table. I'm fine with rodents, but not where you make food. The 3 other rats in the freezer, waiting for the fourth and lone survivor to kick it so they could all be cremated together, was a line well crossed however. 1.0k •..

    Wow, so there's a lot to unpack here. Did you know your mans had a pet rat? Was that disclosed before? Did he include a pic of it in his dating profile?

    It kind of hilarious where this girl draws the line though. Rodents? They're totally fine. But keep them out of the kitchen! Guys with rodents, some advice, try to purchase a separate freezer exclusively for storing the dead ones.

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    Font - monkeyzoom 2y Not a ladie but me & gf slept one night on a borrowed aparment of this single guy, while on trip. He has a sort of shrine with some 3d printed statues from 20cm to 1m of himself. I mean, it was kind a small church of him. 2.1k ...
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    Font - meakcpark • 2y Plates and/or silverware crusted with old food. Bonus points if they're plastic. Extra bonus points if they're in the bedroom. Extra extra bonus points if they're in the sink with the dishwasher empty. 3.0k •..
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    Rectangle - [deleted] · 2y Crispy socks 7.2k ...
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    Font - poorcupid · 2y No cleaning supplies. No toilet cleaner, dish soap, dish rack, mop, broom, vacuum, dirty dishes in the sink (like a pile that hasn't been done in a while), no trash bag in the trash can. lots more but can't think of all of them right now 13.7k ...
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    Font - whyamihere0 • 2y Using a daily calendar of naked girls as toilet раper.
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    Font - dane_crane • 2y Was looking for a roommate and met this supercool dude at a party. On our way to another party, we stoppede by his current place. First thing I noticed was a giant rock statue of a flacid penis and a floor consistent of porn-dvd covers. Made sure to tell him I had made other arrangements, when he called 1.2k •..
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    Rectangle - strawberrydreamgirl · 2y I once went home with a guy and there were dozens of condoms on the coffee table. 7.2k ...
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    Font - SuzQP • 2y I once dated a guy who had a six-inch marijuana plant growing from his damply disgusting bathroom carpet. It wasn't so much the weed that put me off, it was that he had shag carpeting in the bathroom. 18.3k •..
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    Font - mobybowie · 2y Well if there's NOTHING in the house except a blow up mattress in the living room, I would nope the fuck out and I did. 416 ... 13 MORE REPLIES
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    Font - Portarossa • 2y I've gone on two separate first dates where l've gone back to his place, only to find an array of BDSM equipment laid out neatly on his bed in anticipation -- once to be used on him, once to be used on me. (It wasn't used on either of us, either time.) These were first dates. I'm down, but there has to be a conversation first, you know? You can't just spring that on someone. 9.4k ...
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    Font - TheFOCTOR • 2y If there's plastic over the furniture, that can only mean one of three things: 1. He has extreme OCD 2. He's repainting 3. You're about to have your organs harvested + 176 ... 10 MORE REPLIES

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Maya's love for writing comes from her inability to contain all of her thoughts in her head. When she is not incorrectly guessing people's astrological signs and communicating through TikTok sounds, you can find her dancing her heart out in virtually any setting, and/or listening to musical theatre bops that she swears provide more serotonin than any other genre. Her dream is to keep writing, keep traveling, and keep oversharing with anyone that will listen.