Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (March 26, 2021)

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Mar 26, 2021 1:30 PM EDT

Some know Shower Thoughts as the most remarkable philosophical insights of this generation. To others, they are simply the random musings of the average Joe. But however you view them, they'll make you question everything you thought you knew about the world, our existence, and all the random crap out there in the universe. Maybe. But as they say, there's no such thing as a stupid question. Hmm, not sure I buy that. Here are this week's Top Shower Thoughts for you to ponder over.



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  • 01
    Smile - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/JLaws23 21 hours ago O 15 O17 S 25 13 National Parks are a reminder of what the country could've looked like if it weren't for humans.
    via u/JLaws23
  • 02
    Organism - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/MarquisDeCleveland 1 day ago O 2 10 22 33 It would make way more sense if a bachelor party was something celebrated the night before a divorce instead of the night before a wedding
    via u/MarquisDeCleveland
  • 03
    Font - r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/SuccessfulJelly 3 days ago 2 2 23 32 5 Taking down "lost pet" signs is either a great moment or a terrible one
    via u/SuccessfulJelly
  • 04
    Organism - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Teleshadow 6 days ago O 2 3 6 E 3 If we ever colonize on other planets and Earth is destroyed, there will be inevitably be “No-Earther" conspiracy theorists within a decade.
    via u/Teleshadow
  • 05
    Rectangle - r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/FewElevator4 6 days ago 8 9 34 15 Of all the animals to make candies based off of, worms were a strange choice.
    via u/FewElevator4
  • 06
    Font - A r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/e_j_h_s 4 days ago 24 2 3 2 E 2 Someone who says "I'll be there in 3 minutes" will probably be quicker than someone who says "I'll be there in a minute".
    via u/e_j_h_s
  • 07
    Head - A r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/justatest777 5 days ago O7 28 39 5 Water is never truly yours, it's just your turn to drink it
    via u/justatest777
  • 08
    Font - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/muck-man 2 days ago 26 24 3 3 Faking your own death is the only way to know who would come to your funeral and also assuring no one would come to your actual funeral.
    via u/muck-man
  • 09
    Font - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Marvy_Marv 18 hours ago 2 2 3 2 E 3 Rats will gain immortality before humans because whatever we come up with will be tested on them in a lab first.
    via u/Marvy_Marv
  • 10
    Font - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/MarquisDeCleveland 3 days ago の4 S2 If we had buried people vertically instead of horizontally we would have saved so much room
    via u/MarquisDeCleveland
  • 11
    Font - A r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Tarron 1 day ago It's a bloody good thing that Hogwarts is magical. Imagine having only 1 janitor for a school housing 1000+ people.
    via u/Tarron
  • 12
    Font - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/henryderby 4 days ago It's quite incredible how much we trust other drivers on the road. Given that often, all that separates us from death is a painted line, and the trust of strangers.
    via u/henryderby

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