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'Karen' Dishes Out Entitled Advice To Woman Angry About Cinnamon Toast Crunch Missing Shrimp

Karens across the nation are getting exactly what they want when they want it. It's about time that you get what you want out of life too. Luckily for you, Cheezcake's residentKaren shares fire advice on a weekly basis that will surely have you living your best life in no time. Next time you're not getting what you want, there's no need to be down about it. Just come to Karen's advice column and find out exactly what you need to do.

 Want your question answered by Karen? Email dearkaren.cheezcake@gmail.com.

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    Happy - Dear Karen.. I find it so unfair that someone received shrimp in their Cinnamon Toast Crunch box. I've bought so many boxes in hopes of receiving shrimp, which is an expensive delicacy that would go well with my cereal. Any advice? Cereal Connoisseur
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    Font - Dear Cereal Connoisseur The first step I always recommend is speaking to 88 the manager at your local grocery store, who should ensure your box comes with shrimp inside. As your name suggests, you expect nothing less as a patron of cereals...
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    Font - If the manager fails to provide you with a box, write a letter to 88 the CEO of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. You will surely be sent several boxes containing shrimp to make up for what was lacking in previous boxes. - Karen
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    Organism - Dear Karen.. Someone let their dog pee on the fire hydrant in front of my house! When I came out to yell at them, they just stared at me blankly and kept walking. What do you suggest I do next time? - Hangry Homeowner
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    Organism - Dear Hangry Homeowner, Disgusting! Put a big, bright sticker for future dog- walkers that having their dogs peeing on the fire hydrant is illegal, and that they will be fined accordingly...
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    Organism - If they can't keep their dog's urination behavior under control, then they should not own a dog. If they fail to comply with your sign, they leave you with no choice but to call the police. 88 - Karen
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    Glasses - Dear Karen.. When a worker at my local McDonald's asked me to put on a mask, I ripped his mask off and deliberately coughed in his McDonald face to teach him a lesson about my rights that he isn't entitled to question. I am now banned. Any ideas? Diner Damsel
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    Organism - Dear Diner Damsel, Good for you for standing 88 your ground! Gather all the people in the neighborhood who support your struggle, and protest against the ban outside of McDonald's...
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    Organism - Once the manager sees how many regular customers he's losing because of your protest, he 88 is sure to let you back in. Keep on fighting that good fight. Karen
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    Purple - /// Any burning personal questions you would love to ask Karen? Email us at dearkaren.cheezcakeegmail.com A CHEEZCAKE FEATURE
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    Abby is a wandering soul who is incapable of staying in one place for too long. Her passions include travel, dance, karaoke, meditation, and cheesy fries. When she's not clacking away at her laptop and talking shit on the internet, you can find her tearing up the dance floor on a night out on the town.
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Abby is a wandering soul who is incapable of staying in one place for too long. Her passions include travel, dance, karaoke, meditation, and cheesy fries. When she's not clacking away at her laptop and talking shit on the internet, you can find her tearing up the dance floor on a night out on the town.