Man Loathes Sriracha, Unknowingly Eats It For Months

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    Rectangle - r/tifu + Join u/iamlarrypotter • 18h TEU 1 2 7 e 11 S 8 16 TIFU by eating the one thing I hated most on earth for 4 months straight without realizing. M Not the most exciting story but I definitely felt very stupid. Obligatory, happened beginning March of last year until about July. Necessary context is that I'm a very heavy drinker and was drinking daily when lockdowns started. Might have had an impact but I also could just be stupid.
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    Font - So, I live in NYC in lower Manhattan. I'm also a very big fan of sandwiches as well as hot sauce. I have went to stores that exclusively sold hot sauce and was in heaven. Anyways, around when lockdowns started I happened to break up with my bodega. The nighttime deli man was an and would try to charge me $1 for 4 ketchup packets when I bought a burger w/ fries. It's crazy. So l started going to a new bodega. It was extremely clean, the staff was friendly, and the dude I went to always rem
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    Font - I was in the store and ordered my sandwich and got into a conversation with this beautiful woman. we talked about food choices and likes/dislikes. She mentioned she was a HUGE fan of hot sauce and it caught my full attention. We spent 2-3 minutes talking about hot sauce preferences and brands before she asked me what type of hot sauce do I not like. I told her thought Sriracha shouldn't be considered hot sauce and it's absolutely terrible and l've never purposely asked for it except for t
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    Font - "Bro, the only hot sauce we have is Sriracha. I've been putting it on all your sandwiches." I just kinda stopped for a few seconds looking between the both of them with the most horrified expression. I felt so betrayed but I couldn't be mad at HIM because l've never asked what kind of hot sauce they used. Deli man starts dying from laughter. The woman is looking at me like our entire conversation was a lie. I told him not to put any hot sauce on my sandwich he was making and left, never t
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    Font - Also, just to ad... I specifically asked for Sriracha on a sandwich about 3 weeks ago and I hated the sandwich. So now l'm just at a loss to what happened. Not sure if this is some form of cognitive dissonance lol TLDR: The one flavor I thought I hated more than nearly everything on the planet was put in all 100+ sandwiches I ate over a 4 month span. I barely noticed and feel like I don't even know myself.
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    Font - Edit: Of course the one post that makes me look extra stupid would be the one that blows up lol. For anyone that's curious, I went back over and over cuz they accepted my EBT card and I didn't have to put thought into it. Sometimes it was turkey, sometimes ham, sometimes chicken. I ate other things but yes, I tend to binge eat a specific food for months until l'm tired of it so eventually. Yes, My diet is trash. I ate 3 bagels a day for like a month before I realized I should eat other th

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