Least Chill Dude on Tinder Goes On Sexist Rant in His Profile, Spends Eternity Being Swiped Left

Boys, lets get something straight, being bitter and mean isn’t going get you any dates. I know you think it will, but it won’t.

Exhibit A: Gary.

Gary is a 22-year-old cook who appears to be quite the charmer. Look at him handle that creme brulee. Tight. Let's just check out his profile. 

Despite what Gary, thinks no one has ever said, “I’m a ‘special snowflake' who doesn't like being told that I have a ‘worn out disease-ridden vagina,’ but I love sushi and mini-golf. This is a real pickle. Well, as Meat Loaf said, ‘Two out of three ain’t bad.’ Swipe right.”

Vivian isn’t the only one to recognize this because, well, the Internet didn’t like Gary too much either.

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    This is just good advice. Seems obvious, but here we are.

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    Get this, he's single!

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    Ahem... 2nd best cover band "Electric Larry (David) Land" is still numero uno.

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    Actually, he's 22. So, yeah.

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  • 05

    Yeah, dude, hook it up.

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