Fifteen Of The Dumbest Things People Were Actually Told

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    Font - r/AskReddit u/ZakLorinator · 1y What's the dumbest thing someone has told you? 29.4k 18.3k Share
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    Font - robertbreadford · 1y "Pumpkins aren't natural, because they last too long" I then explained the concept of skin and how long jack-o-lanterns last compared to an unbroken pumpkin, and you should should have seen the look on her face 469 ... 2 MORE REPLIES
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    Rectangle - Portarossa • 1y A blowjob doesn't count as cheating because, and I quote, 'it doesn't include the genitals.' 1 5.4k ...
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    Font - ivazour • 1y 3 1 Award "I don't want to swim in the ocean because I might get pregnant by a sperm whale" the person who said this? F18. What the actual fuck. 4 4.5k ...
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    Rectangle - besterluca • 1y I sat next to a girl in bio who got 40% on our first test. She seemed quite pleased and said that now she only needed to get 40% again to have an average of 80%. 3.5k ...
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    Rectangle - dosta1322 · 1y 1 Award Watching a sunset on the ocean one day when a late teens person asked me why the ocean doesn't put the sun's fire out. 3.3k ...
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    Rectangle - Paras529 · 1y S 2 Awards Are the Greeks from Ireland? 8.1k ...
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    Font - ManEEEFaces • 1y "I don't have to wear a condom because I smoke weed and it makes me sterile." He was a 15 year old kid that had a job cleaning houseboats. 4.3k ...
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    Rectangle - JugOfVoodoo • 1y 3 3 Awards That birds are mammals because they have meat. 19.0k ...
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    Rectangle - Dame_Mort · 1y 3 1 Award That John Lennon was in fact the first president to be assassinated 11.4k ...
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    Rectangle - idontknowimlost • 1y A girl from Florida once told me 'because Australia is upside down, left is right and right is left'. I am Australian and told her she was right and not many people know that! 6.2k ...
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    Font - Stiffmeister24 · ly S 1 Award A girl in my geology class once said that the oceans were so polluted because the dirty animals wash themselves in it, that was in 8th grade 5.5k ...
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    Rectangle - sithwonder • 1y 31 Award "Why are people Canadian?" 14.1k ... +B
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    Rectangle - itti-bitti-kitti • 1y 3 2 Awards My step sister told me we should see the PG13 movie because PG meant "pretty good." I wish I were joking.
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    Font - hrm326 • 1y Coworker over the summer told us with all seriousness if he had sex with a girl in the shower the water would wash everything out and she wouldn't get pregnant. We all just looked at him in bewilderment and he was shocked to hear the truth. 482 4 MORE REPLIES
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    Rectangle - marchese51 • 1y If you swallow your chewing gum, your lungs will stick together. 935 ... 22 MORE REPLIES

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