Because I'm so blessed, I have had the pleasure of becoming a new aunt through my adorable, cherub niece. You may think all the responsibility falls to the parents of the new baby, but as a new aunt, I have quite the reputation to uphold. It's a given that aunts have to be drunk at every family function because everyone else is too dull to function. Behold - the drunk aunt! She has been all over the world and returns with wild stories and strange souvenirs for all her nieces and nephews. She also has a suspicious amount of money, and no one knows where it came from. Probably all the money she saved by not having kids, but I digress. The people of Twitter celebrate the iconic drunk aunt persona, and naturally, we documented the celebration for ya. Scroll down for the best-drunk aunt tweets.
We all have dreams and aspirations that we want to live up to, and this girl seems to be in the right direction. How do I upgrade to the 'drunk aunt?' Because I covet this high status.
Life is full of really difficult decisions, and this is definitely one of them. I've always wanted to be a rich MILF, but then again, it seems like the drunk aunt has fewer responsibilities AKA children to deal with, in addition to being able to take off to a remote location whenever she wants. The latter sounds like the ideal lifestyle, in my opinion.
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