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Funniest Tweets About Going Absolutely Crazy for Carbs

Leading a healthy lifestyle sounds easy in theory, but when it comes to the actual practice, it's not that simple. Fruits and veggies are pretty good, but carbs are objectively better, and this is a basic truth. How are we expected to cut down on pizza, pasta, fries, candy, beer, and more?! This healthy lifestyle demands too much of us, and the people of Twitter get the struggle. They share their deep relationship with carbs on a daily basis, and their thoughts couldn't be more relatable. Scroll down to spiritually consume all of the carbs... and inevitably physically consuming them yourself too. 

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    Font - Rock the Kasbah ... @MarieLoerzel My best friends are carbs and ibuprofen. 2:42 PM · Apr 6, 2021 · Twitter Web App
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    Obviously same, but maybe someone should be checking on this Twitter user? Sounds like she's in desperate need of some human friends that might be able to help her get out of the funk that is adulting. 


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    Orange - chim ... @_chimlina Me: I should go on a diet Carbs: *exist* Ме:
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    Patrick was way more relatable than Spongebob. Because I keep it humble, I can admit that I'm probably just as dumb as Patrick, and consume just as much as he is in this wonderful image. And of course, as cranky as Squidward. 


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    Nose - Receiveon. @joneesaisquoi Only carbs can heal me right now. 9:44 PM · Mar 31, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Joél Leon. ... @JoelakaMaG why have abs when you can have carbs instead? 12:53 AM · Apr 2, 2021 · Twitter Web App
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    Font - ROC ... @Roclogic Everyone has a weakness... mine is Chicken Fettuccine Alfredo 3:46 AM · Apr 3, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Via @Roclogic

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    Font - BPD Girl! ... @bdp_girl I ordered pizza...if anything I'm gonna sweat this hangover out through carbs! 9:21 PM · Apr 4, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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    Via @bdp_girl

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    Font - jolyne wife @RoseOfAzeyma 5.5 ... guy SOON please arrest me for carbs crimes i just inhaled half a medium pizza and almost half a pan of pasta primavera as well ITS SO GOOD I CANT HELP IT 4:30 AM · Apr 1, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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    Font - PourSheffield ... @PourSheffield Its ok to be done with socialising for the week by this stage btw. Maybe just stay home and have a pizza? 6:48 PM · Apr 3, 2021 · Twitter Web App 6 Likes PourSheffield @PourSheffield - Apr 3 ... Replying to @PourSheffield It's also ok if you are heading over to a friends house to order a shedload of pizza to eat in the garden later whilst you shiver in your big coat. Its gonna be cold later, so dress in layers and eat lots of carbs.
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    Font - P. Rittenhouse ... @_p_rittenhouse How old were you when you realized nachos are not a meal 1:11 AM · Mar 31, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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    Font - Shae Aaron ... @ShaeAaron I'm just a woman, drinking a coffee, looking at a pile of donuts and asking them not to have calories. 11:51 PM · Apr 6, 2021 · Twitter Web App
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    Font - Whataburger® @Whataburger ... WHATABURGER Since it's today, I think I'm gonna get fries AND onion rings. 1:23 AM · Apr 7, 2021 · Sprout Social
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    Font - Valerie Bondura ... @ValerieBondura by the end of a phase of intensive writing, i'm subsisting on iced coffee, buffalo chicken wraps, sour gummy candy, and light beer. that's it. i deserve every ulcer. 5:01 AM · Apr 4, 2021 · Twitter Web App
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    Font - KILLER MEG (Interdimensional entity) @horse_feedbag ... Any beer under 5% is fine to give to children 11:55 PM · Apr 6, 2021 · Twitter Web App
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    Font - James Tate Hill ... @JamesTateHill I love the Pomodoro Method, but I still don't see how eating pasta every 15 minutes makes me more productive. 8:55 PM · Apr 6, 2021 · Twitter Web App
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    Abby is a wandering soul who is incapable of staying in one place for too long. Her passions include travel, dance, karaoke, meditation, and cheesy fries. When she's not clacking away at her laptop and talking shit on the internet, you can find her tearing up the dance floor on a night out on the town.
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abbyadler
Abby is a wandering soul who is incapable of staying in one place for too long. Her passions include travel, dance, karaoke, meditation, and cheesy fries. When she's not clacking away at her laptop and talking shit on the internet, you can find her tearing up the dance floor on a night out on the town.