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Athleisure Apparel Tweets For Women Who Have No Intention Of Working Out

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    Footwear - Lizzie O'Leary O @lizzieohreally Mar 25 Be honest, how stupid would I, a 45 year old mom, look in these? per 556 27 28 1K Theresa Stanley @BourbonBellePR - Mar 25 Go for it. I suggest pairing them with neon athleisure items. I dress in the style of Flashdance with off an shoulder vibe. Most days. 46 y/o mom of three. *Sometimes* I add a black cardigan for virtual meetings.

    Props to this mama for being confident in what she wears. Does she plan on working out in her attention-grabbing neon ensembles? Heck no. But will she look fitness chic while donning 'em? Also no. However, if the key to staying young forever is dressing like you're going to a rave every day, then she's definitely doing it right. 

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    Font - maddi ... @madisonrbutler So desperate to capture the feeling of "going out" that I put on a jumpsuit instead of athleisure for my eye doctor appointment 3:42 PM · Mar 25, 2021 · Twitter for Android

    Maddi from Twitter is going places in that jumpsuit. I don't know what those places include other than that eye doctor appointment, but she's definitely going somewhere. Maybe she should just switch back to easy, breezy, beautiful athleisure. It's been working for her thus far. 

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    Font - CaroWyn @CaroWyn_ ... Million dollar biz idea: open a bootcamp workout biz but it's really a moving company. Design cute but overpriced athleisure wear/uniforms. Charge on both ends. Thank me later. 1:55 AM · Mar 30, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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    Rectangle - kaaus ... @kkaaus I could never move to LA because I don't own matching athleisure I work out in jammies and ugly old t shirts 6:29 AM - Mar 29, 2021 · Twitter Web App
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    Font - EQNX | La Madre Romanova @Romanova Wearing sweats to the airport was a mistake. I am sweat. 12:13 PM · Mar 29, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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    Font - * sagittarius queen @FGITbrooke can anyone tell me what is the secret to wearing athleisure without constantly looking like a suburban soccer mom bc i don't think i'm nailing it 8:40 PM · Mar 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Keith Johnson @Johnson_KeithS Ordering a whole bunch of athleisure items is working out right 3:11 AM · Mar 30, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - kr @avoiding_bears *me putting on a hoodie again for online teaching* athleisure 12:07 PM · Mar 30, 2021 · Twitter Web App
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    Font - ... @222syd @ god if u give me my swag back i'll never wear athleisure again 7:49 PM · Mar 30, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Christi Green ... @cmhodges86 I expressed with glee to my husband yesterday that I had purchased another Old Navy athleisure jumpsuit. "Don't worry" I assured him, "it's perfect because I can get almost naked to pee in my *own* bathroom instead of at the office!" I think... My brain is broken.. 12:04 AM · Mar 25, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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    Rectangle - Vitamin Z @Zubiscuit What is the purpose of athleisure? Is it to look athletic? Or to be comfortable? Or to be able to do both in the same clothes? 11:51 AM · Mar 28, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Chris Wilson @ Home | BLM @CJWilsonVO i'm just saying, if a men's athleisure company made shirts in the style of those deep-cut turtle-neck tank tops that hot anime dudes are always drawn in, i'd wear nothing else 11:53 PM · Mar 25, 2021 · Twitter Web App
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    Font - RoRo ... @_ronnideon_ I wanna up my sneaker game so i can be the fine momma that shows up to the school in head to toe matching athleisure lol 2:43 AM · Mar 30, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - ستاره @setyabooali everyday i tell myself i am going to look cute then i put on the same athleisure i always wear 7:12 PM · Mar 25, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Rectangle - anna! @ yorknew city_ 8 @dirthamens unfortunately i have decided to embrace athleisure as a concept 2:27 AM · Mar 24, 2021 · Twitter Web App
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    Font - NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES CLAD ALL IN HIGH END ATHLEISURE ALONGSIDE MY TOO BIG DOG I WILL SHOW YOU A GLIMPSE OF TERRIBLE PERFECTION SHOUTING ACROSS THE PARK AT GOD'S VOLUME "ВАBЕ!" 7:15 PM · Mar 23, 2021 · Twitter Web App
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    Font - gail @gailcev black lives ... matter. i bought ONE pair of bike shorts from aerie and now i'm becoming a full blown athleisure gal 2:36 PM · Mar 23, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Marcela Mulholland @x3Marcela_ Can't wait for it to get warmer out so that I can sit outside and work on my fear of abandonment workbook in an athleisure set 1:45 AM · Mar 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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