Jerk Cats Being Their Jerk Selves

Every day, we gather on this website to appreciate the wonderful world of cats. We talk about how cute they are, about how beautiful they are, about how tiny, how smart, how loving they can be. But there is one cat quality which, on its surface, may not look like one to appreciate, but it is the one we, as cat owners, appreciate the most - and that is cats' incomparable ability to be the biggest jerks.

From destroying our curtains to climbing into our pizza boxes, cats are jerks, but they are jerks that we love unconditionally. And them being jerks only makes us appreciate them more. Life would be so boring without our floofy lil jerks, so we appreciate every one of their shenanigans.

01
"Left the kitchen for 2 minutes"

via u/poseidonofmyapt

Honestly, as a cat owner, you should have known better. It is a known fact that cats absolutely love pizza boxes. They're warm, they smell good, they're the purrefct seat and the purrefct snack at the same time. 2 minutes were clearly two minutes too long, and we're proud of this cat for using this time wisely and getting what it wanted.
02
"Ted may be blind but he can destroy the toilet paper just as well as any sighted cat."

via u/CatastropheCat99

Wow. We're overwhelmed. This is funny- this is cute- this is so funny- but also so heartwarming. Wow, we love this cat. This is a wonderful funny and wholesome jerk. May her destroy as many toilet paper rolls as he ever wants to if it makes him look this happy every time.
03
"Admiring her handiwork"

via u/xenawp314
04
"He tries for her love everyday."

via u/njuliettemn
05
'"This cutting board is the perfect place to put my butthole on!"'

via u/SegavsCapcom
06
"One enjoys putting his butt on soft things. The other is a soft thing."

via u/nothingsghosts
07
"Oh I’m sorry human, this hole I made in your blanket is just super comfy."

via u/isometric95
08
"He yells me until I put himover there"

via u/saidish
09
"When your favorite place to sit is your sister"

via u/HailBlucifer
10
"We used to have a comfy bed in the living room for human & cats napping purposes, but THEY WONT use it anyways. We finally got tired of it and decided to remove it. I left the matress in the floor for about 5 minutes and this happened."

via u/Corrisivx
11
"Tucker the F*cker"

via u/bcjh
12
"My cat usually uses the toilet to pee. Whenever I dare to use it, he stares at me like this and pisses in the sink instead. Yes, he does have a clean litter box"

via u/Kaffeefee
13
"Caught red-pawed."

via u/The96kHz
14
"She does this to every set of blinds. Breaks off just one piece at perfect eye level. She’s a creep"

via u/amotheronion
15
"Our cat refuses too use the cat flap so instead he digs at the window to let him in"

via u/Changed_L8r
16
"This is the 7th time"

via u/LoofaScrunchie
17
"Sure, go pee on the scale there buddy"

via u/Rndysasqatch
18
"Since “the incident” RuPaul creeps my bath time to admire his handiwork"

via u/meltdownaverted
19
"My wife made a chocolate cake and let it cool down overnight (under a tea towel)."

via u/Black_Kelpie
20
"No better spot to rest than on top of my little sister!"

via u/NotAGoatImpersonator

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