Okay, so be real, is your parrot a jerk too? Because all we've heard from parrot owners is that they are annoying dumb jerks with no sense of self-preservation who get spooked by stupid things and constantly try to do the most dangerous things that they can... while also being very loveable, and we should totally get one.
Tumblr, apparently, also agrees that parrots are dummy jerks with so sense of self-preservation. And you know... maybe reading through these was supposed to discourage us from getting a bird, but all it did was encourage us to get one just to have these hilariously terrifying moments of excitement in our lives.
Yes, regardless, tell him that we love him. Because while yes, he seems to be an annoying jerk who scares the heck out of you sometimes, he is also providing endless entertainment not just to you but to the rest of the internet as well. So, yes, we love him, and he needs to know that right now.
Seriously though, we've seen so many stories of parrots being jerks that now we really want one. I can only imagine the stories that I would have to tell of the way that he and my cat would get along. It would be amazing, like a cartoon. They will be best buds while also being total jerks to each other.
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