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People Who Absolutely Hate Being Outside Rant Against 'The Great Outdoors'

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    Font - Chris Patterson ... SAMCRO @ChrisPlaysWrite Just playing cards with the guys and cracking jokes. It's nice outside.. I sill hate the outdoors. 8:52 PM · Apr 8, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

    At least this dude's being honest. It just sounds like he's more passionate about hanging out with his friends instead of roughing it with his friends, and that's completely valid. 

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    Font - milf ... @httpstonr i hate the outdoors and when i summon courage to go out...men scare me back in. 6:04 PM · Apr 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

    This one made me LOL. Classic men scaring Twitter users who fear the outside world back into their houses. To be fair, men are the creatures who convince me to go outside because I can't resist the appeal of their testosterone. 

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    Font - Taylor @mista_cocks Summer is here and it's time for me to hate everything outdoors for the next 6 months 11:44 PM · Apr 13, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - nari !! @DETECTIV3DREAM when i say i want to go on vacation i don't mean the beach or a cottage in the woods, i mean another city like london, tokyo, etc. I HATE THE OUTDOORS and I would not want to spend time with bugs and getting my hands dirty 7:18 PM · Apr 13, 2021 · Twitter Web App
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    Font - is sleeping. jess / mellohi ! & @uhhjessa ... lockdown restrictions eased today and my mum come home from the shop and went, "christ it's a nightmare out there. i remembered why i hate the outdoors" AND PLSSS I LOVE HER 5:42 PM · Apr 12, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Finch in Albuquerque in a Mask @FinchinABQ ... Replying to @SpoolandThimble and @TinaRiepe I hate both exercise and being outdoors. I'm the world's worst gardener. 10:50 PM · Apr 11, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - latifah @wizlatifah In theory I love the idea of a picnic but in reality I hate eating outdoors 6:11 PM · Apr 11, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Joki @lu3ine went outside to touch grass. now i feel sick. i hate the outdoors 7:14 PM · Apr 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Fwitterati | Wenee Only Zone @fwitterati Ppl think I'm being cute and quirky when I say I don't like the outdoors or that they need to show me why I should like it?? I'm being so honest I hate this shit! Let me be in the house! 1:55 AM · Apr 11, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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    Font - Jafafa Hots ... @JafafaHots The sound of children happily playing outdoors in the warm weather. God, how I hate it. Damned fucking kids. When did I become old? 1:25 AM · Apr 11, 2021 · Twitter Web App
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    Font - genesis @ninfa_zelaya ... i want this 20 person tent i saw on tiktok but i hate camping and i only have 3 friends on a good day 7:18 PM · Apr 12, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - jackly a| toe cult | tbah @salad ... I hate camping for one reason and one reason only, PUBLIC BATHROOMS 2:36 AM · Apr 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Footwear - Captain Puffy - Cara @CptPuffy BREAKING NEWS: I went outside and touched some grass today!
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    Rectangle - nic | ia because exam week @jed_nolastname ... i hate going outdoors, finding a spot that have a good data connection is hard 8:39 AM · Apr 8, 2021 · Twitter for Android

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Abby is a wandering soul who is incapable of staying in one place for too long. Her passions include travel, dance, karaoke, meditation, and cheesy fries. When she's not clacking away at her laptop and talking shit on the internet, you can find her tearing up the dance floor on a night out on the town.