13 Times Kris Jenner Savagely Roasted Everyone Around Her, Including Herself

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    Forehead - I was married for 72 days' Really? That was nomal?
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  • 02
    Hairstyle - KEEPING UP WITH You kind of look like My Little Pony meetsIANS BRAND NEW #KUWTK Katy Perry. KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS BRAND NEW #RUWTK
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    Property - Kim, I want to do a documentary on my life and show.all of this Kris:Oh, wiat a great idea, maby call it Keeping up with the Kardashians
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    Eyelash - I don't have any cell service here, and it's making me have a rash.
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  • 05
    Hair - kuwt-w Khloe We havssaya prayee trst uwt-west Kris Hold on. Dear Heayenly Father Amen. uwsts Krisa Whats upKim ND
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    Hair - Ihave one word for tonight... vodka.
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    Forehead - They've only been together six or seven vears That's along time. Longer than 72 days.
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    Forehead
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    Forehead - Let me have that bread. No. Give me the fucking bread.
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    Glasses - I really think you're allergic to botox and alcohol How could i be allergic to the two things that make my world go round
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    Forehead - psip-po when I was 17 years old, I moved out, and I lived on my own ASHIANS lord-disick and you married a man 15 years older than you KARDASHIANS lord-disick That was your dad. KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS
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    Sleeve - KEEPING UP WITH See how my boobs look really low? THE KARDASHIANS BRAND NEW Or you could look at it as more room for diamonds.WTK
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    Glasses - Kim, would you stop taking pictures of yourself? Your sister's going to jail! uttingn

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