'He might even think it's fate': Sleuthy real life Ms. Goldberg orchestrates a (slightly terrifying) love story with a handsome stranger

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Jesse Kessenheimer • Writer and Editor
Mar 16, 2024 4:00 PM EDT

In the digital age, we've all gotten to test our skills at social media sleuthing. When you meet a cute stranger in public and wonder if you can find them on social media in the hopes of sliding into their DM's, it all seems innocent enough at the beginning. But when does your sleuthing online become more stalkerish than endearing? At what point are you legitimately the creeper trailing the actions of your local hottie–Joe Goldberg style.

The woman in our next story pushed the limits of this concept, orchestrating her own 'perfect' love story with a handsome stranger… at all costs. It really puts into perspective just how easy it is to follow a stranger home, doesn't it? You can keep scrolling to read the undoubtedly entertaining tale of a woman's obsession with a stranger that hopefully doesn't end with a John Doe in the trunk of her SUV. 

**Friendly reminder to put your social media pages on 'Private'

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    I saw this really cute guy at the grocery store the other day
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    I followed him to the checkout counter
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    and when he gave the cashier his credit card
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    I peeped it to see what his name was
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    and then I googled him and found his social media profiles
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    and I was able to tell that he was single
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    so I went through his friends list
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    and I found his mother's page
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    and then I looked through his mother's page
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    and I saw that she was a member of this book club that's in my area
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    so I sent a request to join the book club
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    so I went to the book club meeting
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    and I met his mom there
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    and we bonded over some books that we both liked
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    and she just thought I was so nice
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    and I brought it up randomly in conversation that I was single
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    and she let me know that she had a son that was single also
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    that lived in the area
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    and maybe it would be cool for us to get together and chat sometime
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    so I gave her my number
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    which she gave to her son
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    and this morning
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    he texted me and asked if I'd like to get together this weekend and do something
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    so I guess we're gonna go on a date
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    I'm really excited
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    I can't believe how many people were interested in my story yesterday
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    M so I'm gonna go ahead and give you an update now
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    because I just can't wait until the weekend honestly
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    So since he texted me yesterday ICIP
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    C I went to Snapchat and found his public profile
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    CLP and he posted a story this morning of him walking his dogs
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    I can see a street sign behind as him
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    I went to Google Maps כוון HIT
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    CID and looked up all the streets in our city that have that name
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    I was able to click on the street views and pan around
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    CIP until I found the exact surroundings that were in his Snapchat story
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    CID I don't know if this is the neighborhood he lives in
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    ICID or if it's just where he was walking his dogs
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    כני but I did check it out ICI
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    CIT and it looks like there's a lot of cute little coffee shops
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    כון? it's a very walkable neighborhood
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    ICID so I figured I'd get myself ready for the day and make sure I look extra cute
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    CID and just go on over to this neighborhood
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    CID grab a coffee at the coffee shop
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    walk around a little bit
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    ICIP maybe I'll even take my dog with me
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    CIP and he'll have his dogs out on a walk
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    and we'll get to run into each other
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    he might even think it's fate
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    CIO I'm really excited wish me luck
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    So I have the update everyone is waiting for
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    I went to the neighborhood Yesterday
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    that I found from this fellow's Snapchat story
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    and I started to walk around a bit
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    and I got really lucky
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    I saw him coming out of a townhouse
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    I waited a few moments
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    for him to walk down the sidewalk a bit and get out of sight around the corner
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    and I walked up to the townhouse
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    and I walked around back and check the back door
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    the back door was unlocked
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    So I opened the door really slowly and peeped my head in
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    and I didn't see anybody
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    so I walked in
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    it lead to the kitchen
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    which had a bedroom right off the side of it
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    So I walked into the bedroom and saw a picture of his mom sitting on the dresser
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    So I knew it had to be his room
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    so I walked through the ensuite door to his bathroom
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    figured I'd browse around a moment
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    um there was an open condom wrapper in the trash can
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    so that might
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    that might be an issue that we have to get over in the future
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    I'll forgive him right now
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    soll didn't get a chance to meet him yesterday like I was hoping for
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    but I did learn a little bit about him
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    and a few obstacles that [ might have to overcome
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    but I'm really excited to officially meet him tomorrow
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    I met him we got together on Saturday and had coffee
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    we chilled for a few hours and hit it off
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    we really had a lot in common
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    um he said that it was funny
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    because his mom has been trying to set him up with people a lot lately
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    www she's tired of watching him live like a bachelor
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    so lucky me I guess
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