You don't have to know a lot about astrology to realize there is always something in the air. Either some planet is retrograding, or some evil moon is rising, or some sign is losing their mind. The stars really know how to keep us on our toes. The astrologers of Twitter are amazing at delivering the most recent horoscope shifts in very humorous and inspiring ways. For people who love astrology, these tweets probably seem really clever, but for those of us who are clueless about zodiac sh*t, these are just so extra it's funny.
I'm going to try to translate this for people who don't get astrology. It seems that there is one sign, Capricorn, which carries a lot of power. So much so that if you lose them, you're life immediately goes downhill.
As a Capricorn, I would have to agree.
Okay, I don't know what this means. But I do know that there are random as$ days that I decide I need a boyfriend, and if there is some correlation to libra moons, well that could be some useful information to know. Maybe you should check the moon before you text your ex.
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