15 Tweets About Being Single That Showcase the Benefits of the Forever Alone Lifestyle

Ever heard that little cringe-coated nugget of wisdom that goes something like, 'in order to love someone else, you must first love yourself?' Yeah, I'm pretty sure I've heard that shit while in the throes of bachelorhood like it's on a broken record. Usually imparted upon to me by older, 'wiser', well-intentioned folk. But dude. What if you just really, really love yourself; and the 'Man Cave' that you've carved out as your sanctuary is too perfected to not stay steady with? Ya know?

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