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Insanely Naive Man Believes Women Actually Enjoy Getting A Pap Smear

There are many things a pap smear is, but pleasurable is definitely not one of them. Shoving a speculum way up there to scrape cells off the cervix in order to check them for cancer sounds like the opposite of a good time. I thought this harsh truth was common knowledge up until I came across a tweet in which a woman documents her convo with a man about pap smears at the gyno. Once she gave him some insight into what does down at a pap smear, he tried to respond in solidarity, but failed miserably, stating that it could be awkward if "they hit a spot that makes you awkwardly moan." Yep, yikes. Scroll down for the hilarious responses of the Twitter sphere. 

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    Font - SheRatesDogs @SheRatesDogs surely men don't think we. enjoy pap smears I mean it's not as awkward as the gyno Why's that haha What's the difference You don't have a metal contraption shoved up your vagina and people shoving things up there for tests and shit That's what I was expecting but didn't know for sure Yeah happens yearly Yea, that can get awkward especially if they hit a spot that makes you awkwardly moan once Imao That doesn't happen
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    It's the "lmao" at the end that does it for me. This poor soul is trying to relate the female struggle of a pap smear, alas it has become painfully clear that he has no idea what he's talking about. God bless him. 


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    Font - Katie ... @flourstormy Replying to @SheRatesDogs Imao they think there's just moan buttons in our vaginas 4:36 AM · May 2, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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    If we had moan buttons in our vaginas, it would be awesome. But to our dismay, this is very far from the truth, and it honestly makes me sad. 


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    Font - Percy The Imp @ImpPercyPtible ... Replying to @flourstormy and @SheRatesDogs I mean, you can't blame us because we(men) do have moan buttons up our ass, and I've heard that prostate exams can get quite awkward because of that... 8:34 AM · May 2, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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    Font - mars @applestickers_ Replying to @SheRatesDogs haha i am so terrified of getting a pap smear for near exactly this reason i'm putting off my first gyno appointment for as long as possible (not specifically because of this tweet, i'm full of fear always) 8:20 AM · May 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - olivia @poopoobuttjr Replying to @SheRatesDogs Wow men really think anything that goes in or near a cooter is arousing...that must be why they all think they're so good in bed 3:56 AM · May 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - fatima @sryimfatima Replying to @poopoobuttjr and @SheRatesDogs they don't know we're faking it f 5:22 AM · May 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Elizabeth H ... @elizabeth974 Replying to @SheRatesDogs My ex-boyfriend got jealous when I went to the gynecologist. I wish I was kidding. I think he thought either I or the doctor enjoyed it. 4:42 AM · May 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - liz murdock @mizmurder Replying to @SheRatesDogs well I did make some animal noises when I got my IUD insertrd, but that was because the pain was so bad I thought I might lose consciousness 4:04 AM · May 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Lynn @AMaYzingxx Replying to @cindysa03 and @SheRatesDogs Literally at my school they made the boys leave the room and watch a fun movie when we learned about periods. In what world is it beneficial for them not to know about how that works? 6:36 AM · May 2, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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    Font - kļaudia @klauzie ... Replying to @danceinurcolour and @SheRatesDogs Thats why i stopped faking e if it sucks i straight up say it sucks ee 5:33 AM · May 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Rectangle - לא עמוד על דם רעיך Tslil Hamagniva @Tslil_Hamagniva ... Replying to @crud_man and @SheRatesDogs whatever you feel at your exam DON'T KILL THE DOCTOR Home > Breaking News Breaking News Man shoots doctor after ejaculating during prostate exam September 17, 2020 O 72382
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    Ecoregion - delanye - BLM @laneygirll122 Replying to @SheRatesDogs my guy thinks we find pleasure in getting our cervix scraped??? someone tell him google is free
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    Font - Tom Nook-ed on ACNH ... @bib_ot Replying to @laneygirll122 and @SheRatesDogs asexual dude here, after my brain thought; make a joke about "they'd somehow find gyno porn Imao" my unfortunately curious brain led me to find out. .there is such a thing as gyno porn. you did this to me so i'm gonna block you, this has ruined my day. i hate you a 9:01 PM · May 2, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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    Purple - Ms. Mame @Ms_Mame Replying to @SheRatesDogs MEN ARE FUCKING EMBARRASSING
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    Font - Chrissy @PunkPopPenguin ... Replying to @SheRatesDogs Bless does he think moans just..happen? Like we're not actively doing them as a method of steering you to what feels good? Which really does not translate to unpleasant medical procedures, sorry. 6:39 PM · May 2, 2021 · Twitter Web App
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Abby is a wandering soul who is incapable of staying in one place for too long. Her passions include travel, dance, karaoke, meditation, and cheesy fries. When she's not clacking away at her laptop and talking shit on the internet, you can find her tearing up the dance floor on a night out on the town.