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10 Women Reveal Times Their Dates Were Total Cheapskates

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    The guy who thinks $5 is worth more than your precious time

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    Went on a date with a guy who tested me saying he was running 45 minutes late because he couldn't find parking. I told him there was a lot literally right next to the restaurant where I parked. He said he didn't want to pay $5. He would rather make me wait, than pay five f*cking dollars.

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    The guy who has no shame when it comes to cheap coffee

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    I met a guy at Starbucks for coffee but he brought coffee from McDonald's with him because he said he thinks Starbucks is too expensive.

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    The guy who REFUSES to buy alcohol

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    I had a guy get in an argument with the server and the manager at a bar because the place was no longer B.Y.O.B. He just had water because he refused to pay for any alcohol.

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    The guy who got a free meal, but wouldn't tip the server

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    I asked a guy on a date one time so I insisted on paying. He said 'OK, I will leave the tip.' He left the server 50 cents. We had a $145 meal, but he said, 'It's not like she did much.'

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    The guy who would rather dig through garbage than spend money

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    I went on a movie date with a guy. He told me to grab the tickets while he grabbed some popcorn. He didn't actually buy the popcorn, he dug through the trash can to find a used jumbo tub because they had free refills. He also snuck a soda in his coat pocket...but not one for me.

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    The guy who charged his date for tickets he didn't even buy

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    A guy invited me to a baseball game for a date. He asked me to reimburse him for the ticket. I found out later that he gets the tickets for free from work.

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    The guy who will walk a mile to not pay for tea

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    I went to lunch with a guy and he ordered a hot tea. His apartment was about 7 blocks away. He excused himself, and I figured he ran to the bathroom. 20 minutes later I thought he ditched me. He finally came back and said he ran to his place to grab a tea bag so he wouldn't have to actually pay for the tea because they can't charge you for hot water.

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    The guy who stocks up on household essentials with no shame

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    Met a guy for a date one night at a bar and he stuffed toilet paper rolls in his hoodie and stole the salt and pepper shakers so he wouldn't have to buy any.

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    The proudest cheap ass there ever was

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    I agreed to go on a date with a guy who told me to meet him at a restaurant. When I showed up there was some sort of party for the hotel concierge industry going on with an open bar. After that, he took me to the hotel he worked at for a bite to eat. After we finished he looked for a manager to comp our check. He then asked me to leave a tip for the server and when we left he said, 'An entire night and I didn't have to spend a dime!' He was so proud.

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    The guy who wanted a ride home to save $4

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    I met a guy in the city for a date after work. When it was time to go home he asked me if I would drive him home, which was about 45 minutes in the opposite direction, making my entire commute home about 90 minutes. I asked him why he wouldn't just take the train and he said it was on peak hours and he didn't want to pay the extra $4. Would literally have cost me more to drive him out there and back home.

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