Eight People Reveal Times Their Dates Were Way Too Clingy

• The guy who wanted to spend Christmas together...after one date.

  

  Met a guy on Tinder one week before Christmas, which I do not celebrate. He invited me to Christmas dinner the next day. Not only would I be meeting the entire family, but it would be a 6-hour drive. I politely declined his invitation and he went ape shit on me saying I am wasting his time if I am not looking for anything serious.

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• The guy who really needs to put the phone down

  

  I went on a really nice date with this guy and went home (alone) to bed. We were both working from home (along with everyone else) and he Facetimed me. I answered it wondering what could be so important. He just wanted to sit on Facetime while we both worked so we could like...work together.

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• The guy who REALLY wanted her to meet his mom

  

  I went on a date with a guy and we talked for several hours. The night was winding down and he mentioned he would like to drive by his mom's house so I could meet her.

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• The woman who wanted her date to step up and be a good dad

  

  I was on a first date with a girl that had a couple of kids (which I was already aware of). The first 20 minutes went well, then she started talking about how I should come to her son's soccer game and her daughter's dance recital. I told her maybe it was best I don't meet her kids just yet and she went OFF on me saying that she is a packaged deal and if I am not ready to step up and be a stepfather, then I need to piss off. Don't mind if I do.

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• The girl who expected him to delete his dating apps

  

  I met a girl online and the date went pretty well, so by the end of the night, I asked her what her schedule looked like the following week so we could make a plan for a second date. We picked a day and decided what we were going to do. Several minutes later she asked, "So, does this mean you are going to delete your dating apps?" I was quite taken aback and when I didn't give her the answer she wanted immediately her mood COMPLETELY changed.

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• The guy who wanted to take his date on vacation...with his family

  

  I met up with this guy for a first date and he mentioned he was going to his brother's wedding in the Dominican Republic in a week. I told him I was jealous that he was going to escape the cold. I went to the bathroom, and when I came back he had a flight pulled up on his phone. He told me he wants to take me and introduce me to his family. OH, and he wanted me to pay for the flight.

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• The woman who wants babies...yesterday

  

  Went out with a girl I met on Bumble. Not even an hour into the evening she told me that she had recently gotten off birth control and was not looking to use protection because it was time for her to start having babies anyway. She also wanted me to get my sperm count checked.

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• The girl who just couldn't contain her love

  

  I had a really good date with this girl. That lasted about 2 hours. At the end of the night, she looked me in the face and said, 'I can totally see myself falling in love with you and I want to know that you are on the same page.'  Byeeeeee.  

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