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Worst Things People Found Out About Their Date After Googling Them

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    The COMPLETE Pedophile

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    I went on a date with a guy and he told me that he had to register as a sex offender because when he was 20 he had a relationship with a 17-year-old and her father worked for the FBI. I did some research and this was NOT the entire story. It turns out he was talking to multiple people who he THOUGHT were underaged girls on the Internet, but they were really undercover informants. He crossed state lines to meet up with a supposed 14-year-old, making it a federal offense. He ended up getting on on an entrapment technicality but he was a full-blown pedophile.

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    The Scam Artist

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    I met a girl on Tinder and we went out a few times. I decided to Google her and it turns out she was arrested for meeting guys at bars or online, going home with them, then robbing them while they slept.

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    The Murderer

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    I decided to Google a guy in my Uber on my way to meet him. I found out he had done time for murdering his infant daughter, but he was released when the charges were reduced to manslaughter. I told my Uber driver to turn around.

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    The former teacher, current sex offender

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    I dated a girl who had a master's degree in education from an Ivy League school yet for some reason worked as a bartender. Turns out she had three DUIs, and one of the incidents ended up in a paper because she was caught driving her students around while drunk AND having sexual relations with them.

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    The guy on the sex offender list

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    I was on a second date with a guy I had taken a liking to. We went to a bar and he clearly knew the bartender. It immediately felt awkward. He went to the bathroom and the bartender told me he had dated her friend and was convicted of sexually assaulting her. He had his sex offender profile pulled up to show me.

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    The Flat Earther

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    I Googled a guy's Match.com name and when I Googled him I found that he had a YouTube channel dedicated to the theory of the Earth being flat. He was a psycho conspiracy theorist and had dozens of videos of him talking about the 'proof' he has the Earth is flat and why the government is trying to make us believe otherwise.

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    The ex-nurse/drug dealer

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    I started dating a girl who was a nurse but was arrested because she was stealing painkillers and selling them.

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    The guy who was cheating on his PREGNANT wife

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    After a few dates with a guy I met on Hinge, he told me he was going on a work trip for a few weeks. Long story short, I showed his picture to some friends when I was out one one of my friends actually worked with actually knew the guy. She then pulled up his new WIFE'S Instagram. They were on their honeymoon. AND SHE WAS PREGNANT. He was texting me the whole fucking time talking about all the meetings he was in.  

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    The 'How To Catch A Predator Star'

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    I went out with a guy I met on Hinge. He was ACTUALLY on dateline NBC's 'How To Catch A Predator' trying to meet up with a girl he thought was 13.  

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