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This Week's Batch Of Funniest Adulting Tweets (May 9, 2021)

No one warned us how difficult becoming an adult would be, and now we're stuck figuring out ourselves - with the occasional blackout nightor mental breakdown, but we still just keep on trucking because we have no choice. Luckily, we can bond together over our adulting woes, and that's exactly what Twitter does on a weekly basis. Scroll down for this week's best adulting tweets, and let us know if you've had it worse in the comments because communal complaining is therapeutic. 

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    Font - ndlovukazi ... @girl_ndlovu she really should just do that because adulting is not where it's at Caitlin Ms. Driscoll @TeacherOnTopic · May 7 Today a first grader told me that she doesn't need to learn what l'm teaching because she wants to be a pineapple when she grows up.
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    When I was a first-grader, I was convinced I was gonna grow up to become a farmer, alas, my dreams have yet to come true and I'm super depresso about it. If this girl wants to be a pineapple, let her be a pineapple! Don't let her dreams be dreams. 


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    Font - Anin (0F2) @AninGalaxy Adulting is when you are more fascinated with vacuums. Checking new design of curtains & bed sheets. Browsing on shopping app for coffee & teas. 10:09 AM · May 9, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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    A lot of adulting is meidocre, but it's kinda nice that we've learned to find beauty in the mediocre. Why can't we accept that picking out the perfect vacuum to keep our house squeaky clean and beautiful *is* beautiful? We keep on blossoming with age. 


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    Font - OnlyCoops @CooperCodes I won at adulting today. - studied code. - studied language homework. - folded and put away the pile of clean clothes that have sat on the floor for 2 months. 8:28 AM · May 9, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - queen tat.. @tater_tattts ... Got accepted into a "my favorites from Trader Joe's" Facebook group and I'm SO excited... is this adulting? 6:50 AM · May 9, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - alex truner el de actric monkey @sandiacontajin i am getting ok at adulting but since i haven't moved out i feel like i can't get the full experience until i can come home and drink a glass (bottle) of wine and pass out and slowly spiral until i find god and start drinking Herbalife shakes 6:40 AM · May 9, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Ale @AleCReyesL adulting is cooking, doing laundry, dishes, clean repeatedly until you die a 6:24 AM · May 9, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Rectangle - Piyush Kumar @drpiyushkr Adulting is when you start to repair things instead of just replacing them. 6:15 AM · May 9, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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    Rectangle - diana @dirtyydian "are you okay??" no adulting is hard i should've been a tree 8:32 AM · May 8, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Heather Tincher ... @HeatherTincher Just realized I graduated today & I celebrated by working 10 hours, taking a nap, & having 0 celebratory beers. Adulting sucks. 5:50 AM · May 9, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Jessica Sirovyak @JessicaSirovyak ... Did the laundry and put it all away the same day so you could say I've got this adulting thing figured out 4:44 AM · May 9, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Cil @cyberph0enix Anyone else get existential dread on Saturday night because tomorrow is Sunday and Sunday means Monday is coming and Monday coming means.. adulting and. yeah? 4:43 AM · May 9, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - cat ... @catyerms I cannot believe I just spent 400$ on groceries on my first night of moving out 9 whew adulting 4:05 AM · May 9, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Via @catyerms

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    Font - Amber ... @Umbzher I worked an 8.5 hour shift, cleaned the house, and killed 2 spiders. That's plenty of adulting for today time to order pizza and watch Shrek 3:48 AM · May 9, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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    Via @Umbzher

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    Rectangle - childish @rayvinoooo i'm tipsy at a sports bar with my grandmother is this adulting 3:42 AM · May 9, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Shy @ShaiLlawNa ... Not sure why l'm surprised that trying to eat sloppy Joe's on a white couch ended badly. Does it count as adulting that I used a stain stick *almost* right away. (After I finished my sandwich) 3:15 AM · May 9, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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    Abby is a wandering soul who is incapable of staying in one place for too long. Her passions include travel, dance, karaoke, meditation, and cheesy fries. When she's not clacking away at her laptop and talking shit on the internet, you can find her tearing up the dance floor on a night out on the town.
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Abby is a wandering soul who is incapable of staying in one place for too long. Her passions include travel, dance, karaoke, meditation, and cheesy fries. When she's not clacking away at her laptop and talking shit on the internet, you can find her tearing up the dance floor on a night out on the town.