This Week's Batch Of Horrifying Drunk Texts (May 6, 2021)

Drinking and letting loose at the end of a long, hard week can be so rejuvenating. After all, there's nothing like a crazy Saturday night with friends to lift our spirits in preparation for another week. However, nights spent drinking are often followed by regretdepending on how the night goes. We often send very wrong things to very wrong people, and there's no way to take back what we sent. But we can stand together in solidarity and laugh at ourselves and the stupid sh*t we sent out. This week's batch of horrifying drunk texts are from an iconic 4-year-old Reddit thread, and suddenly I don't feel so bad about all the idiotic acts I've committed in my own life thus far. Scroll down to see what I mean.

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via u/[deleted]

I had no idea what to expect from this thread, but I knew it was going to be good. Well, bad for the drunk people who sent them,but good entertainment for me. The more you read, the worse it seems to get.
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via u/D_rotic

This dad sounds like a total chiller, but I don't think this dude is gonna bounce back from this. Personally, I'm not bouncing back thanks to the second-hand embarrassment.
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via u/myheartreddit
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via u/RatHead6661
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via u/[deleted]
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via u/Tupnado21
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via u/Hollinator007
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via u/LaidBackIrishGuy
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via u/[deleted]
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via u/loveplumber
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$Font - -Saggio- · 4y Once texted an ex while blackout drunk on new year's that it was hard to imagine not being together with her. GF saw it, and had no idea why she was so pissed at me until I looked at my phone the next day :\ To this day I have no idea why I sent that, it was such a toxic relationship and i was so happy to be out of it and had no desire to get back together with her$

via u/Saggio
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via u/[deleted]
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via u/CeliacWalrus
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via u/Original_name18
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via u/Moufassah

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