20+ Witticisms From The Notorious Karl Pilkington

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Mel Dawn
May 13, 2021 11:00 AM EDT

Although he is best known as the main subject of Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant's comedic social experiment An Idiot Abroad, Karl Pilkington is no average idiot. Pilkington is like a fountain of unfiltered wisdom, but the sort of wisdom that the brain of an imaginative child would conjure. In that sense, he's sort of a misunderstood genius.

If you love wanderlust shows, nature documentaries and vérité-style adventure television, An Idiot Abroad probably isn't for you. But if watching a buffoon clumsily whine his way through magnificent parts of the world sounds hilarious, you should really check out the series. Whether you're intrigued by the sound of this wise idiot or you're already Karl Pilkington's number one fan, you're sure to get a kick out of some of these priceless quotes from the man himself.

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    Forehead - YOU NEVER SEE AN OLD MAN HAVING A TWIX
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    Forehead - "IF DRACULA CAN'T SEE HIS REFLECTION IN A MIRROR, HOW COME HIS CENTER PARTING IS SO PERFECT?"
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    Outerwear - You're not allowed to throw anything in [the volcano) hsts he print in having it then?
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    Hairstyle - Okay so tell us everything you know about Anne Frank. She was in a cupboard.
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    Forehead - sky There's a woman over there just tučking in on a bunch of scorpions sky1 Where's the line between food and insect? She gets up in the morning, there's a spider in the bath, what does she do? "oh good i'll leave the croissant for tomorrow"?
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    Forehead - THE PROBLEM I HAVE WITH ALL THIS RELIGION STUFF IS THAT I CAN'T RELATE TO IT Mdo at akmome.com by uset OTHINK MOST PEOPLE GOT INTO COS IT GAVE THEM SOMETHING TO DO ON A SUNDAY guckmeme corit
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    Shorts - Have you got Knees? ROFLBOT
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    Clothing - It's accessible by 11-hour trek through the mountains. EXTRAS That's not accessible, is it?
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    Forehead - What annoys me is how much land being taken up by dead people.
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    Car - COFFE Do you know, if you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
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    Beard - -I've met a tribe, they better be different, If i get there and there's a bloke with his knob in some wicker I'll be annoyed cause I've seen that.
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    Clothing - Hi Karl, just wondering. Why are you friends with Ricky? You have completely opposite personalities and he loves to annoy you What do you get out of this relationship? I don't think we do have opposite personalities. A think we're very similar. That's a good question. No. No we're not. But I think that's what I like, the challenge of it. It's like having a dangerous pet.
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    Sky - He said that all the badness in me was transferred to the guinea pig. sky1 So somewhere there is a guinea pig walking around with some major shit.
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    Flash photography - You shouldn't sit on a leather sofa with a bare arse.
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    Forehead - t's not that hard being a spacemon. It's sort of built up as being tricky and complicated. But you've just gotta sit on your arse.
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    Nose - "AND THE THING I'VE FOUND WITH PIGEONS IS: THEY'VE GOT WINGS BUT THEY WALK A LOT!" - KARL PILKINGTON QUOTES
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    Outerwear - Here's a woman with an axe. It's mad, innit? No matter where you live there's a nutter.
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    World - "People at home will be going It's lovely that, sort of thing you'd see in Switzerland, nice sort of log cottage." "It's not. It's a shed.
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    Clothing - "We're gonna remember you, Jesus." It was like, "Great, what are you gonna do?" "We re gonna have an egg. You what?" MemeCenter.com
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    Sky - Yeah, you don't see that in the brochure, do you? A shitty old nappy whizzing through the alr. They tend to leave that out, flyingscotsman.tumblr
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    Photograph - Does he know it's not all in one piece, that noodle. Are we in a race? I didn't realize. The suction on that! One minute it's there. It's like opering an airplane window. Just all sucks out.
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    Photograph - Imagine it. Imagine being a stick insect waiking about. You'd forever be going. "is that whathisnamer And you'd have to walk all the way up to the twig, go, "oh, it's justa bloody twig again. It doesn't work. "She looks nice, I'm going over there. Alright, love? Oh.ch, it's just a stick. It's hard. It's a hard life to be a stick insect.
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    Forehead - WATCH TITANIC FILMP NO POINT, I KNOW THE ENDING.
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