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Wildest Nightclub Parties Which Went Completely Off The Rails

Nights out on the town with your bestest buds are meant to be a grand time. There's nothing I loved more in college than Turnup Tuesday and Thirsty Thursday. I mean, God bless the weekend, am I right? However, there are definitely nights that get out of hand, especially at nightclubs. A Redditor started a thread about the craziest sh*t people have seen go down at nightclubs, and if you think you've seen it all, then you haven't seen this thread. The more I read, the more my eyes widened in disbelief. Scroll on down for the wildest nights out people have seen or experienced firsthand. 

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    Rectangle - Posted by u/OverclockingUnicorn 4 years ago What's the craziest shit you've seen go down in a night club? nsfw

    I spend my nights out bumping on the dance floor with friends, maybe the occasional cry over an ex. Nothing too crazy, so I was so excited to see what the Reddit world had in store, and boy, they had some stories up their internet sleeves. 


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    Font - MJB414 · 4y I worked at hotel bar that was really popular with the locals. The 2nd floor rooms looked down onto the lobby. One night we saw a woman blowing some dude outside the room on the balcony area that looked down onto the lobby. The couple didn't care and let about 30 people watch for 5 minutes until our security guard went up and put an end to it. The conversation went like this... Security guard: "please stop doing that and leave the hotel" Woman:"you look familiar, where do I yo
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    Yikes!!! I think the question we're all thinking is... was he really her uncle? Double yikes. 


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    Font - Not a night club but a bar: I'm the bartender at a small English pub in the middle of nowhere, not a likely place for a good story but oh boy have I seen some shit... I was working late one Friday night a couple of moths ago, there was one guy who was a regular guy at the bar, needless to say he was fairly drunk. He had been due to pick his wife up from the airport an hour ago but was too drunk so had just gone fuck it and didn't go.. His wife then turned up at the pub after getting a tax
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    Human body - robdelterror· 4y I spotted a guy trying to chat up a girls reflection in a mirror.
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    Font - DaLoubie · 4y I once saw a couple dancing together passionately, then BOOM the girl tried to slapped the shit otta her boyfriend just because he didnt look at her while dancing. Shit you not, she fucking yelled : "why r u looking the other way but me ? Bitches aint nothing compare to me". This caught everybody attention because they practically were causing a scene. Then the guy just looked straight at her face while grabing her hands while she was trying to slap him and yelled back: "im
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    Human body - r_stephan · 4y (developing country) went to a club with a friend of mine, he started to dance with a girl (nothing special), she seems to have forgotten about telling him she is there with her boyfriend, wo then ends up holding a gun against his head. Great times.
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    Rectangle - Рyro9966 - 4y It's not super crazy but I thought it was hilarious. I saw a drunk girl take a header down the stairs out to the street, pop back up to her feet and declare "It was faster that way anyway!" and walk off like nothing happened.
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    Font - sloppydrunk · 4y Used to work in a club on the 30th floor of a resort in Waikiki. Escorted a girl who was so drunk she needed a wheelchair to her taxi with security around us, and before the doors of the elevator closed, some douchebag slipped in and the whole way down was trying to ask her where she's going, what's her number and trying to give her his. Clearly she was too drunk and slipping in and out of consciousness to respond and he began getting frustrated. When we reached the botto
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    Font - scottkensai · 4y After being a doorman for 25 years I've seen shootings, stabbings, huge brawls, girl's bathrooms (worst). The craziest thing I've seen was a built drunk Cuban at my front door going off on how crazy things are for doormen in Cuba. He's pacing back and forth getting more animated and making me more worried. Just before I drop the rope to 'calm him down' he stops, looks at us, and realizing what he's doing says in his heavy accent: "Shit, I'm the drunk asshole!" He immediat
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    Font - ShortyColombo 4y Not a nightclub, but at a typical dancing/bar place: I went to get a taxi after a long night with my friends. There was a huge fight going on almost right next to the car I got into, but both the driver and myself were trying to be lowkey as he started the ignition and got ready to leave. Suddenly, one of the guys breaks a bottle on the taxi's hood and the driver goes berserk . He slams open the car door and starts beating up the dude who did it, screaming obscenities at
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    Art - Ultimatenab · 4y Two rugby teams that played earlier in the day having a massive scrap on the dance floor. Even the bouncers/guards were staying out of it and there was a lot of blood.
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    Hair - lizzurd88 · 4y · edited 4y My friend and I watched a very drunk girl vomit on the dance floor, slip in it and pass out. She laid there for a good 2-3 minutes before any of the bouncers got to her. I was actually amazed no one else slipped in her vomit.
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    Font - MartijnCvB - 4y I walked into a random club in Edinburgh, Scotland. Was on holiday there. There was a little stage at the front with a DJ on it, and I made my way down there. Several people were dancing, drinking, etc. One of them was a girl, and the first thing I noticed was that she was bare footed, as I happened to be looking down to find my way without stepping on toes. Then I noticed that she was wearing a pair of Aladdin pants; tight around the waist and ankles but wide elsewhere. T
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    Font - omgwtdbbq420lol · 4y Former raver here - I got this. People screwing. On the ground, standing up, against the wall etc. Two notable memories - First was an out of place looking older Jamaican man getting a blowy in the washroom. He was standing on the toilet saying "godam you kids know how to party", you could see him mid chest up, and under the stall door the girls legs. Second was trying to find my jacket to leave, and found it under two people going at it.. A funny one was sitting besi
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    Font - [deleted] · 4y Saw two men fighting on the fire escape (where people were outside smoking)..they appeared to be fighting over a leggy, tanned blonde The two men exchanged a few punches then started grappling while the blonde screamed "Stop!" but did nothing to actually stop them. One of them somehow lost a shirt in the struggle. Eventually the two men tumbled over the fire escape and fell onto the ground below. One of them landed on some bins and the other just hit the concrete. They were
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    Abby is a wandering soul who is incapable of staying in one place for too long. Her passions include travel, dance, karaoke, meditation, and cheesy fries. When she's not clacking away at her laptop and talking shit on the internet, you can find her tearing up the dance floor on a night out on the town.
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Abby is a wandering soul who is incapable of staying in one place for too long. Her passions include travel, dance, karaoke, meditation, and cheesy fries. When she's not clacking away at her laptop and talking shit on the internet, you can find her tearing up the dance floor on a night out on the town.