Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (May14, 2021)

The average person has between 12,000 - 60,000 thoughts per day. That's a lot of ideas, considering most of them are subconscious nonsense we'd never admit out loud. But occasionally, one of them will be a rare gem of intellect, which can become a life-changing revelation. Each week we collect the best of those epiphanies for you in our weekly Top Shower Thoughts collection. This week's collection is as profound as ever, and when you're done scrolling through, you can check out last week's as well.


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    Facial expression - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/JollyTraveler 3 days ago A 2 25 e15 3 34 20 a People will swim in the ocean, even though there are definitely many corpses in it. People will not swim in a pool with a corpse in it. Humans all have a corpse:water ratio that is acceptable for them to swim in.
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    Font - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/JackZboy 1 day ago 2 17 e11 3 16 Our lives revolve around sleep. You spend half your life sleeping, want a nice house for a place to sleep, nice pj's, and literally will go insane if you do not sleep, but people who need more sleep or enjoy sleep are considered lazy.
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    Organism - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/baiqibeendeleted17x 2 days ago ,6 7 38 8 Until trains were invented in 1804, every human who ever lived that experienced a speed upwards of 56 mph, was falling to their death.
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    Human body - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/WhiteWhenWrong 20 hours ago 26 4 3 12 6 Graveyards are probably the least likely place to be haunted, because realistically none of the people buried died there.
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    Font - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/JohnyWuijtsNL 1 day ago 2 4 7 S 5 2 Quiz shows have lots of questions about celebrities and movies to make people who watch tv all day feel smart and keep watching.
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    Product - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/Memeboy_ 1 day ago 9 S 2 A 6 If there was a dislike button on Instagram, people's self esteem would have been ruined.
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    Plant - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/sirheyzeus55 3 days ago 3 James Bond is always doing amazing feats in tailored suits. It's amazing to think of what he'd be able to accomplish is athletic wear designed for the specific extreme activity he was involved in.
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    Font - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/boatznjoez 11 hours ago 8 10 S 8 E8 Dogs would go crazy if they knew their bodies were literally filled with bones.
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    Font - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Catman666muneyman 1 day ago Your eyes are never actually off. All do is use eyelids as curtains but your eyes are always seeing. you
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    Human body - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/Kevin8se7en 3 days ago 3. 3 S If Pinocchio were real, he would likely be stolen and used as an infinite source of free wood.
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    Human body - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/solidlpsoldier 3 days ago There are probably people thinking they adopted a stray cat, while the actual owners are anxiously waiting for their pet's return
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    Human body - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/MagicPotato937 17 hours ago 3 S2 2 The more pixelated something looks, the less pixels it has.
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    Plant - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/smokeymctokerson 1 day ago 2 S We're all probably born with an instinctual knowledge that we're only allowed to ask someone to repeat themselves three times, followed up with a nod of pretend understanding.
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    Plant - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/asfaraway 1 day ago We are so worried about spreading germs but we will drink directly from a can that's been manufactured, shipped, and handled by gas station employees.
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    Human body - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/Embarrassed_Tackle55 2 days ago 2 It's kinda dumb that we get a 2nd set of teeth at age like 6 or 7, but not at like 40 or 50.
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