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    Font - homovikings My uncle's sugar daddy is sitting next to me, showing me pictures of his cat doctorfeliuzumaki There are sentences I expect to read and then there's this 681,455 notes

    Cat people come in all shapes and sizes, people, don't let the crazy cat lady stereotype fool you. There are crazy cat dudes as well. Some of them are even sugar daddies. But all cat people are always - without fail - cat people first and everything else second. 

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    Font - Font - aconfusedbird let's bring back the term "cats" when referring to a group of people (i.e. "see you cats later") pros: 1. it's gender neutral 2. you get the chance to look like a cool jazz musician 3. you can compare all your friends to cats (always good) cons: 1. ???? 2 kittenesque it makes sense since, from what i'm aware, everybody wants to be a cat, because, apparently, a cat's the only cat who knows where it's at Source: aconfusedbird 393,619 notes

    Everybody wants to be cats not only for that reason. Everybody wants to be cats because cats are the most pampered, lazy little beings in the world. Not only do they get everything that they want, they also sleep all day, kick away anything they don't like, demand things whenever they want. Honestly, if someone tells you they don't want the life of a cat, they're lying. 

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    Font - Hair - i-remember-there-was-mist Today I shut my cat in the fridge. Okay, so here's the deal. Tali loves the fridge. I don't know why, but every single time we open it, she bolts for it and jumps in. She crawls into the back of the fridge and nestles int the smallest little corner she can. Now naturally, my biggest fear has been that I'l close the fridge without knowing she's in there. And of course, today I went to go grab my Brita filter to pour myself some water. I wasn't really watchi
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    Font - Font - thededfa I have two black cats, Sera and Ceridwen. They are sisters and look exactly alike and like to sit next to each other in the exact same position. Sera is sweet and loves to be petted. Ceridwen is sweet and loves to pretend your hand is a mouse she wants to disembowel. My kids will stand in front of them both and try to guess which is which, even asking the cats, "Which one of you likes to bite?" Every now and then l'll hear a, "Wrong one! Wrong one!" followed by my kids run
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    Font - memeufacturing schrodingers cat is bullshit basically. if you want to see something that is both alive and dead you could talk to me at any time of day 96,396 notes
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    Font - Font - massivelimestonecube ??? someone broke into my grandmas house while she was gone & shaved the matted fur off her cat massivelimestonecube i want to emphasize that the cat was the only thing altered here massivelimestonecube would also like to add that this occcurred sometime between 11 pm & 9 am. we have no leads. the cat is fine & probably appreciates not having a huge mat on his neck, but, like, that's a really weird kind of vigilante justice, still spectral-bargheist chaotic goo
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    Font - Dear Anyone Who Hates Cats broadwayfangirlblr My cat literally sleeps next to my face until she thinks l'm asleep and then she'll move to the end of my bed. If I wake up at night she'll go back up to me head and stay with me until I fall asleep again. In the morning she'll follow me when I call her. She's a precious lil nugget. elder-kelly idk it's still a bad musical Source: broadwayfangirlblr 283,886 notes
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    Font - Cat - periegesisvoid very valuable document jadeichor Cat scan Source: yasakajinjya 293,505 notes Oct 13th, 2020 源
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    Font - Font - weightlesslives Posting on Tumblr is like talking to your cat. You don't know if they are listening, and you don't know if they care, but for some reason, it still helps. Source: weightlesslives 884,247 notes Oct 24th, 2020
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    Font - Cat - casualbutthole I PUT THREE KITTENS IN MY SWEATER AND POPPED THEIR HEADS OUT IN BETWEEN MY BUTTONS SO THEY COULD BREATHE AND I EXPECTED THEM TO GET MAD AND TRY TO GET OUT BUT INSTEAD THEY ALL FELL ASLEEP AND IM JUST IANDKLFODMDNS OMG Source: girlslob 38,681 notes
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    Font - Brown - Buzz buzzfeed This is Foo-Chan, the Japanese equivalent of Grumpy Cat. But instead of being grumpy, he just looks like he's disappointed all of the time. gracehelbig OH NO iwearadeathfrisbeenow kuroneko003 This cat would ruin my life. magicbuffet i want it Source: buzzfeed 377,053 notes
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    Font - Font - kinkshamer69 i wonder if my pets have like a proper language and when i try to speak back to them im just speaking jargon like for example my cat always speaks to me when I come home and i meow back to her and she'll meow again & even though i don't think twice about it to her it's probably a situation where it's like her, meowing: "im glad you're home" me, meowing back: "tax benefits" her, meowing: "why do u always do this" commanderflowers me theplushfrog cats actually have a hum

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