Family Complains About Pizza Sauce, Get Served Humble Pie

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    Rectangle - r/pettyrevenge + Join u/OakNogg · 4d 1 1 01 1 1 2 5 3 11 3 Yell at me for over-saucing my pizza? Enjoy drowning in your own saucy hell. This petty revenge happened only a few minutes ago, and required very little effort on my part! I make pizza for my family about every 2 weeks, 1 pizza for me, one for my brother, one for my parents. I enjoy my pizza with a decent amount of sauce, but because I always decorate my pizza first, I never add as much as I want to so that I know there's en
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    Font - My brother added his normal sauce intake, then I added mine with a few more spoonfuls than normal. Cue yelling and screaming from all three family members (yes, yelling and screaming over sauce) about how selfish I was for not leaving enough for my parents. I note to them that there is still half a jar and we never use it all anyways, but this fell on deaf ears. One thing to note, my family is infamously proud and stubborn, and I do not say this in admiration. Living among them, you learn
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    Font - "I don't get why you're upset, there is no way you are going to use up the rest of that sauce." My mother looks me dead in the eye as she dumps the whole jar on the pizza. She has fallen for the trap. I smirk. By the time they're done spreading the sauce it's just one thick sea of red, taunting them in their hubris. I see the horror on their faces. They know it's way too much but they'll never admit it. When it comes out of the oven, the sauce has overflowed all over the pan, lord only kn
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    Product - As I type this my parents are eating their scalding tomato sauce soup that contains some soggy dough and cheese while I sit victoriously eating my delicious and perfectly sauced pizza! 1 5.2k 3 1, Share 174 BEST COMMENTS V
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    Font - ratsta • 4d I worked at a pizza shop in my youth and the boss would feed us before we left for the night. This was a good, local shop that was generous with the ingredients. One night we asked for extra somethings or other and he said, "It'll be too wet..." but we insisted and he humoured us. Sure enough, the pizza was delicious as always but it was indeed unpleasantly soggy and very messy to eat. Master Splinter knows best! G Reply 4 39 3 ...
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    Font - Prestigious_Issue330 · 4d Haha, this is just so good, getting to see them eat it with displeasure. Reminds me of my dad, notorious for not screwing the lid on the ketchup bottle but just lay it on top. The bottle was filled up to a third when he did it again, knowing he would want more i just picked up the bottle gently and put it in front of him . And yes, he wants more, grabs the bottle, shakes it aggresively and there he sat covered in ketchup dripping from his glasses, the wall and th

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