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Wildest 'Psycho Roommate' Tweets We Saw This Week

Picking out your roomies is a major life choice that will impact your inner Zen for the year to come. Therefore, it's not a choice that should be made lightly. Have you learned nothing from the psycho roommates we've posted about in the past?! Here's another dose of psycho roomies from Twitter in case you forgot the consequences of not choosing your roomies wisely. Have roomies that are even worse? Let us know in the comments. 

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    Font - Miranda Riley @MirandaRiley13 ... Went from living with my psycho ex to a psycho roommate and can't find any pet friendly apartments 6:02 PM · May 28, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Well darn, this girls seriously can't catch a break. Praying for ya, honey. 


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    Font - bel la donna P @thatbitchbel me having to leave my room to get food and drinks but not wanting my psycho roommate or her bf to see me 3:48 AM · May 30, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    I totally get the struggle. You just gotta wait this one out until you hear no movement outside your door, and then run like the wind for those snacks. 


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    Font - Rhiannon Archambault @rdarcham GOD after living in rentals my entire life it's so nice having a landlord who actually gives a shit, doesn't nickel & dime his tenants, gets things fixed ASAP, and buys me expensive tequila when psycho roommates fuck up my alcohol 100 9:10 PM · May 27, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - her silly rabbit @busstown my psycho ex roommate BOAT BOY @gosuckonalemon · May 27 who the fuck keeping AXE spray and body wash in business??! Show this thread 1:27 AM · May 27, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Via @busstown

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    Font - emily + @drinkinudown ... my roommate called me a cunt and a psycho bitch because i asked her to clean what the fuck f 10:53 AM · May 23, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - cassadilla @the_cassadilla sometimes I remember how I introduced myself to my roommates and I want to die because I have no idea how they accepted me as a person instead of the PSYCHO I presented myself as. 6:57 AM · May 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - diogenes @drnkngwdionysus My friend telling me about their psycho roommate and I just want to ask if he's single because I know I can change him. 8:08 PM · May 13, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - bean queen @ibellopp Turns out psycho roommate actually listens to my conversations and judges me for them :) 8:54 AM · May 22, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - rosemary kennedy @pasteurizedpiss ... new roommate just asked me if l've ever seen American Psycho 3:30 AM · May 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - stoli boy ... @lorik182 Yesterday marked 3 years since I moved to New York. Today I had to call NYPD because my bipolar roommate (illegally) changed the locks while I was trying to move out away from his psycho ass. 10:00 PM · May 19, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Via @lorik182

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    Font - Sad LaCroix boi ... @RyanDziedziech When you're psycho roommate blacklists your devices from the wifi 6:35 AM · May 18, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - K dawg @mahon_kaylee ... On this episode of my psycho roommate, my roommate keyed my car. :))) karma is a bitch honey, you'll get yours G 2:08 AM · May 16, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - stupid ass lizzie @jadumho ... My roommates cat came into my room while I was sleeping and the psycho ripped open and ate a bag of hot Cheetos before puking on my floor. 8:52 PM · May 15, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - ajah @coffeeluvr666 just found out my roommate is signing the lease with us for another year which means i get to see more of his psycho girlfriend a and not get the master bedroom once again! hehe! 11:40 PM · May 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Abby is a wandering soul who is incapable of staying in one place for too long. Her passions include travel, dance, karaoke, meditation, and cheesy fries. When she's not clacking away at her laptop and talking shit on the internet, you can find her tearing up the dance floor on a night out on the town.