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Funniest 'Psycho Roommate' Tweets Of The Week From People Who Live With Monsters (April 11, 2021)

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    Rectangle - nadia ... @itssnadiaa_ happy two years since my psycho roommate caught my apt on fire 10:19 AM · Apr 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

    We need more details for this one! Did the roommate set the apartment on fire intentionally? To be fair,  I could see myself doing this by accident, especially as someone who can barely boil water effectively. But that doesn't make me psycho. It just makes me dazed and confused. 

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    Font - lil bitch @Toni_Breazy Whoever trying to get on my Twitter (almost positive it's ex roommate) stop w/ ur psycho ass ain't nothing interesting in here. Dms dry as hell 10:40 PM · Apr 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

    Imagine your ex-roommate haunting you after you move out of the apartment. Literally a horror movie. At least my life is so boring that she won't be able to find anything on me either. Then again, she could text message all the f*ckboys from your past and ruin your life. But you'd probably do that on your own while intoxicated. So if she manages to break in, you really have nothing to lose. 

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    Font - Richard Bikes @iwalktheline6 Had a roommate in college who put peanut butter in the fridge, turned out to be a total psycho who would've thought hottest bitch in joann fabrics @teehee_sarah · Apr 4 living with roommates is fun because you get to learn what their parents think should be refrigerated 7:24 AM · Apr 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - @ulovetia I got back to my apartment and my roommate had the thermostat on 79. Fucking psycho 7:39 PM · Apr 5, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - abby @abbymorr11 ... okay i had covid, a stalker, crazy roommate and i changed my minor. what college trope am i missing :/ 6:23 AM · Mar 8, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Water - the april fool @llokynesile hahahaha fucking ME. And i had this psycho old roommate who would MAKE ME clean in front of her while she watched and it made me so uncomfortable i think we lived there for one month lol aborteddreams @aborteddreams · Apr 3 When someone Me doing Something alone. is watching. Show this thread EVERGRA EEN
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    Font - suedish | semi ia @themisuedish ... would you be roommates with me? sign: gemini sexuality: bi height: 5'4 fav color: black ig idc advantages: could turn into a therapist, can cook ig, can fix wires and stuff disadvantages: im either depressed or too energetic, i go psycho during my breakdowns 12:58 PM · Apr 9, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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    Font - kenna suede ... @soywhore My psycho roommate is still in the apartment so now I have to go face him alone and all I have to protect myself is an old rusty pocket knife and a jar of cashew butter 12:57 AM · Apr 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Derek Should Be Writing @DerekBerryWrite ... Replying to @teehee_sarah My roommate puts opened bags of chips or cheezits in the freezer to "keep them fresh" and it drives me crazy 9:46 PM · Apr 5, 2021 · Twitter Web App
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    Font - marxlee @PangitPisces thinking about how during my 1st year of college i used to get woken up at 6am by my crazy roommate RECITING HER LATIN HOMEWORK!!! OUT LOUD!!! 3:57 AM · Apr 8, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - ... @aggriev_d *dog makes sound* *roommate shushing dog is louder than dogs original sound, also yells: BE QUIET. Like bro I can't keep explaining the same thing over and over again I feel CRAZY 5:50 PM · Apr 9, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Rectangle - aitch ... @aitchwhore Replying to @sootyea nearly got stabbed to death by a psycho roommate at 18 so yea 2:30 PM · Apr 10, 2021 · Twitter Web App

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