Twitter Thread: The Wild Sequel To "One Hundred And One Dalmatians"

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mattstaff
Jun 12, 2021 6:00 PM EDT

So, apparently the world's missing out on the actual treasure that could be the "One Hundred And One Dalmatians" sequel movie. I'm just getting a kick out of imagining what the creative process was when it came to crafting this story. 

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    Font - Owl! at the Library @SketchesbyBoze So, most people are unaware that One Hundred and One Dalmatians, the novel, has a bonkers sequel called The Starlight Barking. It has never been filmed. It can never be filmed. It is unfilmable. Come with me on this journey. (1/8)
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    Organism - Owl! at the Library @SketchesbyBoze One morning the Dalmatians awaken to find that every human in the world has fallen into a mysterious sleep. But dogs now have super-powers-they can fly, operate doors and machines with their minds, and speak telepathically over long distances. They neither hunger nor thirst.
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    Organism - Owl! at the Library @SketchesbyBoze Pongo "swooshes" to London to meet his daughter Cadpig, who is now acting prime minister. A meeting of the Cabinet is held which consists of the dogs owned by every human member of the Cabinet. The dogs agree that Cruella de Vil must be MURDERED.
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    Organism - Owl! at the Library @SketchesbyBoze DOG ASSASSINS are dispatched to Cruella de Vil's estate in the hopes of killing her and ending the mysterious sleep. But when they arrive, they find that she is also sleeping. Pongo is now very afraid. Who is responsible for this dark magic?
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    Font - Owl! at the Library @SketchesbyBoze .. A mysterious Voice speaks through the television, commanding every dog in London to convene at Trafalgar Square at midnight. The Voice says that it will address every dog in the world simultaneously to make an urgent announcement.
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    Font - Owl! at the Library @SketchesbyBoze At the stroke of midnight, a SPACE DOG appears atop Nelson's Column. He explains that he is Sirius, Lord of the Dog Star, and that the earth is going to be destroyed in a nuclear war. Sirius loves earth-dogs and wants them to return with him to his home planet.
    via @SketchesbyBoze
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    Terrestrial plant - Owl! at the Library @SketchesbyBoze Pongo and Cadpig, who are now the de facto leaders of earth dogs, meet with their advisors in the National Gallery. They agree that even if the earth is destroyed, they could never abandon their owners. They will stay on earth.
    via @SketchesbyBoze
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    Font - Owl! at the Library @SketchesbyBoze Sirius accepts their decision with regret. Before returning to his home planet, he warns the dogs that their whooshing abilities will disappear at sunrise. The dogs whoosh home and their owners awaken, totally unaware of the global drama that transpired while they slept.
    via @SketchesbyBoze
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    Organism - Owl! at the Library @SketchesbyBoze This novel has everything-magical flying dogs, an alien invasion, a team of dog assassins, the prospect of nuclear war. It's absurd that Disney has overlooked THIS book while churning out prequels and reboots. you're leaving money on the table fellas.
    via @SketchesbyBoze

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