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The Worst Things Women Have Said To Men On Dates

As the wise Jordin Sparks once sang, "why does love always feel like a battlefield?" More genius lyrics have never been sung. Sometimes, first dates feel like a literal battlefield. A Redditor started a thread and asked Reddit men about the worst things women have ever said to them on dates, and the responses range from super hilarious to super harsh. Scroll down for this horrific battlefield of first-date statements. 

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    Mammal - r/AskMen - Posted by u/dude_perfect21 15 hours ago What was the worst thing you've heard on a date?
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    Font - mad_lang_lad · 12h "My boyfriend won't come to this restaurant with me" I bailed immediately.
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    Font - big_flute · 12h "Can we sit outside so I can smoke?" (She ended up chain smoking throughout the whole date) And the runner up: "do you mind if my friends join us?" Honestly her friends were way cooler than she was.
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    Font - SaigonNoseBiter · 7h She said the words 'my ex' 37 times. Yes, I counted.
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    Font - hey-look-over-there · 11h · edited 9h takes phone call in between our conversation and starts giving her kid instructions "So, I know I said I was single with no kids but I have this beautiful boy that you're going to adore."
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    Font - LoanedPurr 12h She casually called black people "monkeys". I just got up and went home.
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    Font - Sovtek95 · 6h Male I love shopping but dont make much money. I suggested she shop at dollar tree.
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    Font - Chewy009x · 7h Took her out to eat but she wouldn't stop burping. It was really awkward
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    Dress - cjk0063 · 12h On a first date; I love you.
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    Hair - 60yodude · 5h Do you have heath care for my kids and a solid 401k
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    Font - nrt5pitt · 6h You remind me of my dead father.
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    Font - OhMyItsColdToday · 48m (before even greeting me) so how much do you earn?
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    Font - cineastasemfilmes · 10h Your breath smells like garlic
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    Font - Risin_bison · 9h Girl still had a BF but she was dating to see what her options were. Makes you feel oh so special.
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    abbyadler
    Abby is a wandering soul who is incapable of staying in one place for too long. Her passions include travel, dance, karaoke, meditation, and cheesy fries. When she's not clacking away at her laptop and talking shit on the internet, you can find her tearing up the dance floor on a night out on the town.
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abbyadler
Abby is a wandering soul who is incapable of staying in one place for too long. Her passions include travel, dance, karaoke, meditation, and cheesy fries. When she's not clacking away at her laptop and talking shit on the internet, you can find her tearing up the dance floor on a night out on the town.