Twitter Thread: Guy Details Ridiculous Skyrim Adventures

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mattstaff
Jun 18, 2021 12:00 PM EDT

It's an emotional rollercoaster of a story like the one that we have here that can really encourage someone to try their hand at a video game that they'd otherwise rain check on. Of course, this is Skyrim that we're talking about. If you've ever played Skyrim before you're probably very familiar with the fact that the game can inspire all kinds of ridiculous nonsense. Those side quests are something else, man. 

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    Product - Patrick Lenton Follow @PatrickLenton worst part of Skyrim was when I found that dog whose owner died in a cabin, and then I of course had to adopt the dog bc i'm not a monster 6.9K 780 Comments Like ל1 Comment Share Patrick Lenton @PatrickLenton - 5h @PatrickLenton and If ng love this dog, but i'm wondering around trying to solve quests and save the world and junk, but this good dog 17 8 V 16 O30 2.2K 12 Comments O Like Comment Share
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    Product - Patrick Lenton @PatrickLenton 5h @PatrickLenton this good dog always tries to help out fighting giants and dragons, and it's like 'NO DON'T HURT MY DOG 13 8 19 O 2.6K 26 Comments Like Comment Share Patrick Lenton @PatrickLenton 5h @PatrickLenton and i have to fight like 300% harder to save my dog from being eaten by a dragon and i've honestly never been so anxious 17 8 V 21 O30 3.3K 36 Comments O Like Comment Share
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    Product - Patrick Lenton @PatrickLenton - 5h @PatrickLenton so then I find out that I can build a homestead and my dog can live there, so the next four days of my life are building 好8 V 20 080 2.1K 5 Comments O Like Comment Share Patrick Lenton @PatrickLenton 5h @PatrickLenton while bandits and dragons still attack my dog while I'm bloody mining ore and building a solarium for my pooch 17 8 24 1.8K 12 Comments O Like Comment Share
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    Font - Patrick Lenton @PatrickLenton 5h @PatrickLenton and then the dog won't stay in the house, and I discover I have to adopt a child first, and the child has to like my dog 23 8 V 21 O80 1.7K 5 Comments O Like Comment Share Patrick Lenton @PatrickLenton - 5h @PatrickLenton so i go to an orphanage, to discover they are being mistreated by an evil woman, so I kill her O30 2.2K 18 Comments O Like Comment Share Patrick Lenton @PatrickLenton 5h @PatrickLenton but then I can't adopt a child any mor
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    Product - Patrick Lenton @PatrickLenton 5h @PatrickLenton but then I can't adopt a child any more because they are free! So I wander Skyrim looking for a parent-free child somewhere 27 8 24 O30 1.7K 24 Comments O Like Comment Share Patrick Lenton @PatrickLenton 5h @PatrickLenton and I don't even like children 24 3.7K 22 Comments O Like Comment A Share
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    Product - Patrick Lenton @PatrickLenton - 5h @PatrickLenton and then finally I find some girl begging in Whiterun, and she's all like 'thanks Mum! (I play a lady cat-wizard) 26 1.9K 22 Comments O Like Comment Share Patrick Lenton @PatrickLenton 5h @PatrickLenton and then I discover that the girl WON'T MOVE INTO MY HOUSE BECAUSE I DIDN'T MAKE A PROPER BED FOR HER V 20 1.7K 6 Comments O Like Comment Share
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    Rectangle - Patrick Lenton @PatrickLenton 5h @PatrickLenton SO I DECIDE TO BUILD A NEW HOUSE, ON A F ING LAKE BECAUSE I FIGURE IT WILL BE A GOOD PLACE TO RAISE CHILDREN OR WHATEVER 17 10 30 G.. A018K 18 Comments Patrick Lenton @PatrickLenton 5h @PatrickLenton BUT FIRST I HAVE TO BECOME A THANE OF FALKREATH AND DO ALL THESE QUESTS TO HELP PEOPLE BEFORE THEY GIVE ME A PLOT OF LAND 27 O30 1.7K 19 Comments O Like Comment Share
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    Product - Patrick Lenton @PatrickLenton 5h @PatrickLenton and my dog is STILL following me around STILL nearly dying in every fight, and I'm just a tense, scared 17 8 25 8O 2.4K 5 Comments O Like Comment A Share Patrick Lenton @PatrickLenton 5h @PatrickLenton anyway, then I meet another | demon dog, and it comes with me too dog on the road, but it's 13 8 V 24 O 1.6K 35 Comments O Like Comment Share
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    Product - Patrick Lenton @PatrickLenton 5h @PatrickLenton and it's like - months have passed by in the game, the world is being invaded by dragons, and I'm just focused on real estate 13 12 V 50 5.2K 52 Comments O Like Comment Share Patrick Lenton @PatrickLenton - 5h @PatrickLenton finally i build my new lakefront house, and go find my daughter (who has been living on the streets for about two months) V 22 Patrick Lenton @PatrickLenton 5h @PatrickLenton it's like - LITERALLY, beggars can't be ch
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    Product - Patrick Lenton @PatrickLenton 5h @PatrickLenton and she moves in to my house, which is right next to a cave of wolves and a necromancers summoning circle, but whatev 好 8 29 O3O 1.9K 20 Comments O Like Comment Share Patrick Lenton @PatrickLenton 5h @PatrickLenton and I walk into the house, with my her to adopt my dog so I can go save the world dog, waiting for V 22 8O 1.2K 6 Comments O Like Comment Share
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    Product - Patrick Lenton @PatrickLenton - 5h @PatrickLenton and she's ADOPTED AF ING RAT 40 O 3.6K 30 Comments O Like Comment Share Patrick Lenton @PatrickLenton - 5h @PatrickLenton THERE IS THIS GORGEOUS, BRAVE DOG WHO JUST WANTS TO SETTLE DOWN IN FRONT OF A HEARTH Patrick Lenton @PatrickLenton 5h @PatrickLenton AND SHE'S FLOUNCING AROUND WITH A GIANT RAT 29 b 1.7K 10 Comments O Like Comment Share
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    Product - Patrick Lenton @PatrickLenton 5h @PatrickLenton in the meantime, I get married to a lady named Mjoll the Lioness, bc she's hot to trot and will be a good lesbian mother 好9 V 31 O 2.5K 39 Comments Like Comment Share Patrick Lenton @PatrickLenton 5h @PatrickLenton and weirdly, her 'friend' Aerin, moves into our house too 27 8 25 1.9K 78 Comments O Like Comment Share
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    Product - Patrick Lenton @PatrickLenton 5h @PatrickLenton and it's like - do we have a polyamorous relationship and are raising our homeless daughter and her rat? bc that's cool 36 3.1K 23 Comments O Like Comment A Share Patrick Lenton @PatrickLenton 5h @PatrickLenton so I'm like 'Tll go and find a brother for my new daughter' and he can adopt the dog. Hopefully. V 19 ... Patrick Lenton @PatrickLenton 5h @PatrickLenton and it works out - the boy wants my dog, my dog likes the boy, everything is
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    Product - Patrick Lenton @PatrickLenton 5h @PatrickLenton and finally i can go back to being the saviour of Tamriel. V 25 G.. 1.3K 2 Comments O Like Comment A Share Patrick Lenton @PatrickLenton 5h @PatrickLenton although I then discover that Mjoll's "friend" Aerin keeps yelling 'stupid dog' at my gorgeous dog. 2.3K 25 Comments O Like Comment Share Patrick Lenton @PatrickLenton 5h @PatrickLenton so I waited until he was outside and I try to make him f k off back to his OWN HOUSE 27 ... OSO 1.4K
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    Product - Patrick Lenton @PatrickLenton 5h @PatrickLenton my theory was that I could shout him into the lake? anyway, I misjudged and shouted him into the necromancer circle Patrick Lenton @PatrickLenton 5h @PatrickLenton and he died 17 9 24 O 3.5K 9 Comments O Like Comment Share Patrick Lenton @PatrickLenton 5h @PatrickLenton and my wife saw me kill him, and attacked me, and I didn't want to kill her, so i ran away 13 10 V 22 ... 1.6K 15 Comments
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    Product - Patrick Lenton @PatrickLenton 5h @PatrickLenton so I just never went back to my house, but even though I destroyed my marriage and killed a man 好9 39 2.3K 17 Comments Like לו Comment Share Patrick Lenton @PatrickLenton 5h @PatrickLenton i know that my dog is safe. THE END. THANK YOU 好 10 155 O 19.5K 1.1K Comments
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