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Tweets From People As Single As A Sour Cream and Onion Pringle

Dating this past year has been... interesting. Basically, anyone who has attempted it while keeping up with regulations deserves an award and free therapy as an added bonus. But let's be real, for some of this year didn't really change our motivation to go out there and find people to date at all, we've never been that b*tch.

For anyone who being single has basically become their established brand, these Tweets are for you.

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    Rectangle - sarah @sexcsarahh i be curving guys like i got a bf or sum 12:15 AM · Jun 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 8,674 Retweets 725 Quote Tweets 43.4K Likes
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    Aren't we all. We appreciate the confidence boost when someone comes up, but happily make a b-line in the opposite direction basically every time it happens. Maybe we can't stand the idea of someone being attracted to us, or maybe it's Maybelline. We'll never know.


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    Font - juju š @ihyjuju dudes: you bad girl: dudes: *unsends message* 3:42 AM · Jun 8, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Yep, that sounds about right. How does one respond to 'you bad.' Do you hit them with that, 'Thank you, fine sir'? Or maybe something more like, 'I try.' It's uncomfortable either way. But just so you know, we definitely saw it, you not being sly deleting it moments later.


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    Font - Emily @alienslurpeee ... Guys will break ur heart n like ur Instagram photo like nothing ever happened... 8:22 AM Jun 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 3,056 Retweets 494 Quote Tweets 19.5K Likes
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    Font - @hazuminana Dear cupid, next time pls hit us both. 3:53 PM · Jun 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 23.6K Retweets 1,571 Quo Tweets 91.3K Likes
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    Font - toxic king ... @777jorgeivan I suck at dating, soon as you look at another mf... I'm single 9:32 AM · Jun 8, 2021 · Twitter Web App 322 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 1,498 Likes
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    Rectangle - $sha @manishalalala we all have that someone we regret dating 7:42 AM · Jun 8, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 133 Retweets 11 Quote Tweets 241 Likes
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    Font - ♡ @triiadx true love is when your pets know you're sad and they cuddle with you. 4:36 PM · Jun 7, 2021 · Twitter for Android 18.7K Retweets 1,430 Quote Tweets 73.7K Likes
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    Rectangle - ava ! @f41rygf men b like 'i like a girl with confidence' then destroy it 12:49 AM · Jun 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 13.2K Retweets 720 Quote Tweets 62.4K Likes
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    Font - J Murch @J_murch25 I'm sorry for roasting you I was trying to flirt 7:48 PM · Jun 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2,627 Retweets 298 Quote Tweets 9,426 Likes
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    Font - Alex ... @alexgmurd deleting my dating apps because i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (blacked out at a bar) 2:25 AM · Jun 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Greg One Leg @Greg_1_Leg ... The best thing about being single is I can eat grilled cheese sandwiches every night if I want to. 11:18 PM · Jun 5, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 108 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 363 Likes
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    Rectangle - liyahhh . X @liyahbiaa ... i'm fine wit being single. i just be horny asf 6:13 AM · Jun 5, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 877 Retweets 181 Quote Tweets 2,707 Likes
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