Funny, Brutal Breakup Letters Women Wrote To The Disappointing Men They Dated (June 12, 2021)

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  • Font - Dear Skylar, Next time you take a girl to the movies, don't tell her to "have a good weekend" and then leave her by herself to walk to the back of the parking at night. All the best, TO THE Kirsten GUYS I'VE Kinda DATED
  • Font - Dear Dan, I was having trouble moving on from you. But then I ran into you and your new girlfriend, who looks like a potato. I'm good now! Nina TO THE GUYS I'VE Knda DATED
  • Font - Dear Craig, Thanks for inviting me to your brother's wedding after our 3rd date and then rescinding it a few weeks later because we were “moving too fast." Hope you had fun, Sherry TO THE GUYS I'VE Kinda DATED
  • Font - Dear Ben, A month after you ghosted me, you surprised me with a poem. Closure, even in a junky sonnet, is still better than ghosting! I thought the third drink made me more charming but “drank too much" was probably more accurate. Also, bravo on rhyming my name with "hot like sauna." Thanks from me and my future hubby, TO THE GUYS I'VE Kinda Alana DATED
  • Font - Dear Bala, I cannot believe you gave her the exact same nickname you gave me. From, The OG "Cica Maci" TO THE GUYS I'VE Kinda DATED
  • Font - Dear Ex-FWB, Blocking me on everything when I told you that my period was late and then checking back in a couple weeks later was awful. Maze TO THE GUYS I'VE Kinda DATED
  • Font - Dear Arthur, For six years, you told me you couldn't commit to a relationship. A year after I dumped you, you were in a fully committed relationship with somebody new. I hate that I wasted my heart on you and that you still show up in my dreams, but I know I did the right thing by ending us. Норе you're hapру, Amy TO THE GUYS I'VE Kinda DATED
  • Font - Dear Adam, Sorry but not sorry at all for putting extra strength nair in your shampoo bottle after you cheated on me with one of my best friends. I'm also not sorry for faking my friendship with her to get access to her shampoo to do the exact same thing. Love, TO THE GUYS Payton I'VE Kada DATED
  • Font - Dear Luke, Sorry I blacked out and let random girls at the bar prank call you to tell you leaving me was a mistake. Turns out it may not have been! Хохо, Mindy то THE GUYS I'VE Kinda DATED

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