An Imaginative Conversation On Getting Out Of Work

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mattstaff
Jul 18, 2021 10:00 PM EDT

It doesn't even matter that this is pretty much guaranteed to be fake. The conversation itself is ridiculous and entertaining. Maybe, the best course of action is to just play dumb if you really, really need to get out of work. That goes without saying that it'd certainly be a risky move, and not particularly an advisable, definitely unethical life hack. Check out some more highly unadvisable life pro tips over here. 

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    Font - Мy Boss> IMessage Today 10:31 AM I need you to work on Saturday ? I know it's your day off. But the store is going to be busy. Sorry who is this? This is Jerry. Your Boss. You have the wrong number
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    Font - Alex I know it's you. I'm not in the mood for games. See you Saturday. Who is Alex? Alex, I'm not gonna fall for this. I have texted you many times I know this is your number. Whatever you say...
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    Font - But when Alex doesn't show up on Saturday, dont blame her Alex is a guy! I dont care! Is this really not Alex? This is really not Alex Then who is this? Im not telling you! Delivered
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    Azure - I dont even know you Fine then prove this isn't Alex. What? Send me a selfie. Excuse me? Im not sending you anything Just do it. Oh my god I know what this is Delivered
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  • 05
    Product - You're one of those kid stalkers! What??? Stay away from me creep! Im reporting you to the police For what?? You asked for a picture of me! Im 14 years old! Delivered Wait a second! That's not what happened.
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    Font - Is this what you do for fun? Text 14 year olds Asking for selfies of them?? NO! I thought you were someone else! A different 14 year old boy?? Delivered NO! My employee Alex! He is 22 years old.
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    Product - A different 14 year old boy?? NO! My employee Alex! He is 22 years old. He's a cashier at my toy store. YOU OWN A TOY STORE?? Thats the perfect job for a kid stalker! Do u lure them into your store?? Delivered WHAT NO!
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