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Things That Just Scream 'Rich Jerk'

Being rich has perks that we poor peasants could only dream of. While some rich people are lowkey about their wealth, others flaunt it until it's blatantly obvious. A Redditor started a thread about things that make it ridiculously obvious that someone is a rich jerk, and the responses range from funny to flat-out obnoxious. Until we become rich pricks ourselves, we'll scroll down and laugh at these till our insides hurt. Anything these Redditors missed? Let us know in the comments. 

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    Vertebrate - r/AskReddit · Posted by u/Musicferret 1 day ago O 11 13 S 14 11 What screams "rich asshole"?
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    Can't say I've come into contact with many rich a**holes so far, and I'm grateful for that. Let's hear from the people that actually have had to deal with the rich pricks of the world. Scroll on down. 


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    Font - Nevermind04 · 18h My uncle, who was was an incredibly successful heart surgeon at the time, once took me to a show in downtown Austin. When we got to the venue, there was nowhere to park. He rolled up to an area that had yellow stripes everywhere and big "no parking" signs. I pointed out that we can't park there, but he just replied "Nah, it just costs 400 something dollars to park here. I do it all the time. They won't tow a Porche." He was right, they didn't tow his car and just gave hi
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    Honestly, this dude sounds like he's living his best life. If I had enough money to take the risk, I would do the exact same thing. Does that make me a prick? Maybe. But I'll die on this hill as long as it means I'll be rolling around in money. 


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    Font - benseisant· 19h (a My friend went to a rich kids' school. Wasn't rich herself, got in on scholarship but she has the craziest spoiled rich kid stories. One of them is when she overheard a girl complaining about her family going to Italy for the summer because she wanted to go back to Spain. She was on the verge of tears about how she never gets what she wants.
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    Human body - Emily7270 · 1d a A Canada Goose coat when you live in Florida. I'm totally not referencing anybody right now.
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    Gesture - Anonvoiceofreason · 1d "There's no punishment, I just pay $200 if I get caught"
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    Font - emij22 · 1d Expecting special treatment by default (store employees, bars/clubs/restaurants) Cutting to the front of lineups Being confused why someone doesn't "just replace" something that's getting worn (i.e. shoes, old phone models, gaming consoles, house repairs/decor)
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    Product - myhamsterisajerk · 22h 2 3 S "Do you know who i am?" No bi ch, i don't and i don't care. GTFO
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    Gesture - kouignie · 1d 6 "Just wait til you hear from my lawyer!" "Do you even know who my dad is?"
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    Font - nicolajmk · 1d S Kids who complain when their parents buy them their first car
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    Human body - GeekyBookWorm87 · 20h The CEO of the non-profit hospital I work for won't give us a COVID bonus but he got over a 4 million-dollar bonus.
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    Human body - Marta-dunstock · 19h "I'm gonna buy this nice building that has meaning to my town just to destroy it and not do anything useful with it"
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    Font - a_burdie_from_hell · 16h · edited 16h My sister works at a fancy private school, and she tells me rich asshole storys all the time. I think the worst though is this one student who is a foreign student that is litterally a princess from a royal family in a country that I won't name for privacy reasons. But she demands that the staff address her as royalty, and demands students at the school be forced to treat her respectfully.

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    Head - 06ijuan e. 1d 2 2 3 2 100k diamond buttplug
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    Font - ErwinFurwinPurrwin · 1d I had a ridiculously rich landlord once. Owned who knows how many houses, enough acreage to make a large US county, and a plane. Tried to complain to me because I, the person paying rent, wasn't doing anything to improve his fucking house that I was paying him to live in. Bitch, it's your house, you improve it. Privileged asshole.

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    Font - ScribblerJack · 19h Had a rich guy ask me once what my favorite brand of water was. ...uh, Great Value?
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Abby is a wandering soul who is incapable of staying in one place for too long. Her passions include travel, dance, karaoke, meditation, and cheesy fries. When she's not clacking away at her laptop and talking shit on the internet, you can find her tearing up the dance floor on a night out on the town.