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15 Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (March 25, 2018)

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  • Text - THE DAD The Dad @thedad Follow my kids: *yelling* me: *yelling* STOP YELLING 8:37 AM 17 Mar 2018 319 Retweets 891 Likes t 319 10 891
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  • Text - SpacedMom @copymama Follow Kids save all their deepest questions about the universe for when you're singing along to a really good song in the 6:10 AM 19 Mar 2018 273 Retweets 996 Likes rincity ロ 273 27 996
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  • Text - Zoe vs. the Universe Follow @zoevsuniverse Me: How many chicken nuggets do you want tonight? 7yo: 100 Me: As a guide, you usually have 4-6 7yo (thinking): 30 7:38 AM - 19 Mar 2018 220 Retweets 1,301 Likes t 220 19 1.3K
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  • Text - Annie Hatfield Follow @HatfieldAnne You started this staring contest, grocery store toddler, but l'll finish it. 11:38 AM - 19 Mar 2018 664 Retweets 2,221 Likes 1664 2.2K Σ 20
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  • Text - Stephanie Ortiz Following @Six_Pack_Mom The husband & I just spent 20 minutes choosing the most awkward songs to load on his phone when driving our teen & her friends around, in case you wondered if there's any magic left in marriage after kids. 4:39 PM 21 Mar 2018 89 Retweets 1,099 Likes ti 89 45 1.1K
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  • Text - Mommy Owl @Lhlodder Follow Me: Are you ready to have the best day ever? 5-year-old: Yes, but I'll still be a little cranky. 8:58 PM 19 Mar 2018 154 Retweets 862 Likes t 154 21 862
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  • Text - Dad and Buried Follow @DadandBuried My 7yo's so excited there might be a snow day that he went to bed early. I'm so excited he went to bed early that I didn't tell him school's already canceled. 4:59 PM - 20 Mar 2018 88 Retweets 884 Likes t88 16 884
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  • Product - MyMomologue @MyMomologue Follow Easter baby pics. First kid vs third kid. 9:54 AM 20 Mar 2018 71 Retweets 535 Likes 171 11 535
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  • Text - Jessie Follow @mommajessiec My husband declared Sunday as a technology free day, so naturally this has led to a closer bond between my children and me as we sneak off to look at my phone. 10:27 AM 18 Mar 2018 173 Retweets 838 Likes 173 11 838
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  • Text - Qwerty Jones @QwertyJones3 Follow ME: I have an announcement... I'M GOING TO BE A FATHER! FRIEND: Congratulations! When is the due date? ME: In a few years, as soon as I graduate from priest school. 9:25 AM - 22 Mar 2018 209 Retweets 997 Likes t209 5 997
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  • Text - Jessie Follow @mommajessiec Dinner is a great time for my family to come together to tell each other exactly what is wrong with the meal I made. 5:22 AM 20 Mar 2018 238 Retweets 993 Likes t238 16 993
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  • Text - Mommy Owl @Lhlodder Follow My daughter just said thank you to a paper towel dispenser. 6:11 PM 20 Mar 2018 164 Retweets 1,208 Likes Mom t 164 47 1.2K
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  • Text - Lauren Mullen Follow @DraggingFeeties How angrily are you supposed to put your kids to bed? Want to make sure I'm doing it right. 6:45 PM 19 Mar 2018 SPM 54 Retweets 246 Likes t54 15 246
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  • Text - Dad for Beginners @dadforbeginners Follow My 4yo is playing pretend with his dinosaurs and the daddy dinosaur just constantly says "I'm old let me rest." 7:33 PM - 23 Mar 2018 188 Retweets 691 Likes t 188 5 691
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  • Text - James Breakwell Following @XplodingUnicorn 5-year-old: Do sharks like carrots? Me: No. 5: What if they do but no one ever gives them any? She just solved sharks 5:37 PM - 23 Mar 2018 767 Retweets 6,362 Likes t 767 13 6.4K
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