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Iconic Father's Day Tweets From Dads Who Deserve A Raise, Or At Least A Long Nap

Father's Day is upon us once again. This year is basically guaranteed to be better than the last due to... obvious reasons. Luckily there are many more options if you're looking for a fun place to take your old man. Don't ask us what to buy him though, it has (un)officially been decided that dads are the hardest people to buy gifts for — a close second being older brothers. How many ties can a man possibly own after all? 

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    Rectangle - Simon Holland @simoncholland I hope I get a chore list cleverly disguised as a Home Depot gift card again this Father's Day. 10:48 AM · Jun 10, 2016 · Twitter for iPhone 277 Retweets 710 Likes
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    Uh oh, do dads not like getting Home Depot gift cards anymore? It's a classic. My dad, for example, enjoys walking around Home Depot for no reason sometimes. What could possibly make that experience better than having a gift card?


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    Rectangle - Mike Primavera @primawesome Get your dad what he really wants this Father's Day by turning off the lights when you leave a room. 8:51 PM Jun 17, 2015 · Twitter for iPhone 374 Retweets 713 Likes
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    It's not until you fully leave the house and live on your own that you understand how important it is to turn off the lights when you leave a room. Sorry paps, I fully understand that money does not grow on trees now.


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    Rectangle - Robert Knop @FatherWithTwins My 4yo just gave me a Father's Day card he made that said I was his superhero, and now I'm...l'm.I have something in my eye. Excuse me. 12:49 PM Jun 15, 2014 Twitter Web App 43 Retweets 132 Likes
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    Rectangle - Heather M. Jones @hmjoneswriter I went through 9 months of pregnancy and 34 hours of labour to become a mother. You had an orgasm. Happy #FathersDay 4:28 PM Jun 8, 2018 · Twitter for Android 3 Retweets 3 Likes
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    Rectangle - Abe Yospe @Cheeseboy22 This Father's Day, be sure to thank your dad for secretly allowing you to do all that fun, dangerous stuff your mom wouldn't let you do. 9:23 PM Jun 14, 2016 - Twitter Web Client 175 Retweets 317 Likes
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    Rectangle - Brian Hope @Brianhopecomedy My wife said that for Father's Day I should plan an outing for just me & the kids. Hmmm...this is exactly what we did for Mother's Day too. 6:59 PM · Jun 6, 2013 · Twitter for iPhone 128 Retweets 155 Likes
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    Rectangle - Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds Father's Day coming up. Can't wait to be served Norovirus in bed. 5:35 PM Jun 11, 2018 · Twitter for iPhone 5.3K Retweets 90.6K Likes >
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    Rectangle - Spicy @RyanMalicsi why do dads always shake their handful of peanuts/m&m's etc before popping them in their mouth? 10:38 PM Nov 22, 2018 from Roseville, MI - Twitter for iPhone 773 Retweets 7K Likes
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    Vertebrate - Grant Tanaka @GrantTanaka when your father's day gift makes you question if you're still alive You Will Fore Jorever LTVE oninour Hearts Zach Zocy 2:49 PM · Jun 18, 2017 · Twitter for iPhone 212 Retweets 580 Likes
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    Rectangle - Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan My 4 yr old son gave me a hand made card for Father's Day. Maybe for Christmas l'll draw him a picture of some toys. 11:53 AM · Jun 20, 2010 · Twitter Web Client 2.1K Retweets 3.2K Likes
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    Product - A Bearer Of Dad News @HomeWithPeanut For Father's Day, l'll take my coffee black and hold the kids. 11:47 AM - Jun 18, 2017 · Twitter for Android 5 Retweets 13 Likes
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    Font - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix Me: I just want to have a nice, relaxing Father's Day. Kids soccer: Nope. 8:15 AM Jun 15, 2016 · Twitter Web Client 7 Retweets 12 Likes
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    Font - Abe Yospe @Cheeseboy22 6:30 AM Son [Shakes me awake]: Dad, DAD! Wake up. The toilets clogged. Ме: Huh? Son: Yeah, toilet's clogged. And oh yeah, happy Father's Day 10:07 PM Jun 18, 2017 Twitter Web Client 25 Retweets 117 Likes >
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