Fun-Stealing Dullards Who Didn't Get The Joke

Eric Lund

Feb 21, 2022 10:00 AM EST

Live your best life and don't listen to the haters. These are reasonable things to tell yourself in the morning, but they're also the mantras of people who have the critical thinking skills and self awareness of a wet sack of barf. What we mean to say is, be confident in yourself, but don't be so overconfident that you lose out on opportunities. Being abrasive doesn't win any awards. Except maybe "Mr. Abrasive" but that competition was cancelled after contestants kept screaming at event staff.

It's totally fine to not get a joke. We all have slow days or miss references or just don't wanna read. But when you're the kind of person who doesn't get a joke and then goes and calls someone an idiot because you didn't understand it, then buddy, you've just joined the ranks of mistaken bozos who didn't get jokes. Enjoy your fiefdom of crap from your throne of poor reading comprehension. Here's more people who aggressively didn't get the joke.