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    Font - 2 rosebloodwater glumshoe my best OC is Brad Wayne, Bruce's illegitimate biological child via a totally normal woman he had a fling with when he was younger and didn't stay in touch with Brad grew up a totally normal kid, went to college, joined a frat, and decided to get in touch with Bruce, who now has an awkward situation on his hands now the other Batkids have to deal with f.oking Brad Wayne, whose normalacy is absolutely insufferable... he tells Dick to try yoga and suggests that Tim
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    Font - glumshoe All of Brad's Bat-siblings are absolutely unprepared to deal with him. They can't handle it. They can't even hate him properly, even Damien, because he's just... he's not even... he's just Some Guy"! They're all braced for the inevitable reveal that he's a villain, an imposter, or an interloper there to usurp the Wayne fortune or spy on Batman. They have all sorts of plans to foil his schemes and the only thing they're not able to prepare for is the fact that he's just. Brad. He'
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    Font - luckyladylily Does he know they are the batfam? Or does he just think it is so cool that his dad has adopted all these kids that needed a home? glumshoe Oh he has no idea. Brad didn't grow up in Gotham and isn't really familiar with its culture, so he thinks it's an ordinary city with ordinary problems (presumably there's still a concept of 'ordinary' in the DCU). When someone tries to tell him he laughs it off. Maybe one of his friends asks him about the popular rumor that Bruce Wayne is
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    Font - jamisings Eventually though some bad guy who wants a huge ransom is going to kidnap Brad. What happens then? Does Batman call in a favor to one of the other members of the Justice League or does Damien go out and rescue his brother and tell him he's the most useless of all his brothers because he's so ordinary? Because you know if anyone is going to blab it's going to be Damien. glumshoe Brad gets kidnapped and Steph and/or Cass rescue him in costume. Later, in Wayne Manor, he tells his f
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    Product - Dick, stiffly: "Um. Yes. I think so." Brad: "Really? Guy sounds like a turbo-virgin to me. I mean, he fights crime in a fursuit! Come on!" Tim: "I have it on reasonable authority that ks. Unfortunately." Batman f Steph: “Hey, Damian. Penny for your thoughts?" tassjis BRAD WAYNE FRAT SON OF MULTIBILLIONAIRE BRUCE WAYNE Frat Kid Brad Wayne
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    Font - glumshoe Brad: "Bro do you remember what Robin used to wear, back when we were kids? With like, those little feathery booty shorts?" Dick: "Scaled. Not feathery. He wore an armored leotard." Brad: "Nah, man, they were totally feathery! 'Cause robins have feathers. I never really understood that-why would Batman's sidekick be themed after a songbird? Robins aren't scary. They don't fight crime, and they don't come out at night. Why not 'Batboy' or 'Owlkid' or something?" Dick: "I'm pretty
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    Font - Brad: "But the bare legs! The pixie boots! Why would Batman let him wear that? It's creepy." Dick: "It wasn't! Look. It was a different time. In context, that costume was obviously heroic. Besides, he was a little kid. I'm sure he'd wear something different now." Jason: "Yeah, but didn't he keep wearing the short pants until he was old enough to vote? I'm pretty sure I remember that Robin wearing the pixie boots through college... he must have spent a fortune getting his legs waxed. I thi
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    Font - icoulddothisallalong What do you think would happen when he saw Jason's gun collection? Cause Brad would at some point want to see where his adult siblings live and Jason probably just leaves his guns on whatever surface is clean. I wouldn't be surprised if there's one in the fridge from when he went to get a beer last night. And Brad already suspicious just opens up the fridge and there's a loaded gun and maybe a granade just staring at him when he goes to grab Jason a beer. glumshoe Hon
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    Font - down-sizing-redux "Look, bro, I'm all for your second amendment rights. My LB in TKE wound up leading the campus conservative club, and we still hang. But, like, I worry about Damien and Tim, y'know? Shit happens when kids clown around." R nitghowl1600 Brad is my new favorite batkid everyone else can leave. glumshoe Brad, wandering out of the shower: "Wassup, T-man? You lose a fight to poison ivy or something?" Tim, frozen in surprise: "H-how did... how did you know?" Brad: "I'd know thos
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    Font - arisuamichan But does the Tecnu Gel help tim? Does brad have seemingly random health items in his medicine chest bc "you never know what might happen to you?" have his frat bros gotten hurt doing stupid things and did those events lead brad to be like "I got a splint and some Advil in my car hang tight!" @glumshoe glumshoe I want to say yes just because the idea of Tecnu being useful against supervillains is very funny to me. T imagine Brad is very familiar with sports injuries and alcoho

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